Complete dickheads, its a pity cos the food is decent
Do you have big lump of hair on top like this gentleman cc @Copper_pipe
https://www.menshairstylestoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/High-Fade-Pompadour-Beard.jpg
I was in the barbers the other day and there was two young fellas of 14 or 15 in front of me who i would vaguely know…the first lad sits in anyway and says he wants a ‘sick (slick??) fade’ …barber says to his buddy…do you want the same? He did anyway. Barber says to me anyway this is going to be 40 mins …fuuuuuuuck that… so i offer3d the lads to pay for the haircuts if I could go before em…he was up out of the seat before i had the words out of my mouth… 30 squid for the 3 two student prices and a sympathy price for my own…deal and a half
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Fade goes to skin. Tapers like a fancy way of asking for a short back and sides really.
They’re the reason I stopped going in there, particularly the long cunt at the till, it was breaking my heart to have to hand money over to him. They’re just as bad in Juniors
You flash bastard 
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Id say the two young fellas thought I was a millionaire. Time is money.
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I hoped you tipped.
Utter cunts in food game. They really put me off my San pelly. Juniors nowhere as bad if you limit interaction to the waitresses
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Not as much on the top as that lad.
I don’t have a septum piercing either btw.
TNH
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There’s a man who needs to get shit done 
As I’ve said here before, despite my initial misgivings, my Barber’s online booking system is a godsend. Call in at 3.30 and your hair is cut at 3.30
That’s called a hairdressers
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It’s a Barbers mate. The reason they do it as such is they’ve such a small unit and don’t have the space to have people waiting about
You steamer.
It’s not difficult to picture that moolie waiting for a perm, reading ok magazine and yapping with the other wags
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They probably make him a lovely cup of coffee while he’s waiting.
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I don’t drink coffee mate.
Lads seem to be very insecure here if they can’t handle the idea of prebooking a time to get their hair cut. They’d rather wait an hour or be a big shot like @gilgamboa and buy their way up the queue
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Stop explaining pal.
That never happened