I seen a life hack where you get a rubber band put it on your head this will give you a perfect line around your head.
Question is do you trust youtube?
25 quid plus a fiver for petrol
I’m like a new man
What did they need the petrol for?
Their car.
It’s over lads. Well done.
I’ve an appointment for tomorrow.
€20
I missed my fade
Skin fade?
All the way
I’m sticking with herself for my haircut. No more trying to book an appointment with Nicola, or kerb crawling past barber shops seeing is there anyone in waiting.
Ironically, Nicola is coming round on Saturday morning to cut herselfs hair.
A boob on each ear would be a very nice way of rounding out the week.
Careful she doesn’t slip 
I can’t understand lads who don’t shave during the lockdown, it must be depression
We’re all dying to see a sneaky snap of this Nicola one. Well I am anyway.
I’ll see what I can do.
Will the barbers and hairdressers jack the prices up I wonder given the difficulty now with operating and decreased footfall? There was a woman on the news yesterday who owns three hairdressers and was hinting as much due to the huge increase in difficulty for them and regarding the cost of PPE equipment and cleaning products, she said she can only use four seats at a time now instead of eight, also said she needed to hire a health and safety officer to ensure compliance. Hard to justify if that was necessary or will last though.
Dead right she should. Fleece them. Literally.
I let it grow for a week and a half a while back and said never again would I let that happen. Shaved in the shower for the first time then, as opposed to using the bathroom sink. A gamechanger
Any cunt whinging over a bit extra on your service in the new normal should be put up against a wall and shot for being unpatriotic.