O snodaigh looked Larry Murphy esque yesterday in the dail.
If only he called up the road I would give him a covid cut
Is that a sex act?
No that’s a third degree tear
The wife made a complete fuck of my hair yesterday. I should have stuck it out for a few more weeks. I had a bit of a mullet at the back. She must have shortened the hairline at the back of my head by an inch. We have training tomorrow night. I will be slaughtered.
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Gyms 
‘The square head cut’.
You left out an n
Exactly. It’s a disaster. She tried to correct it but made it 10 times worse. The child may never get christened at this rate. I cant be seen in public until this abomination grows back. It’s an advert for opening the barbers and hairdressers earlier.
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Shave it off
blade 2 all over
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I’d say that sort of cut looks unrale on you
That might be the best course of action at this stage. She cut right into the hairline that I had developed over years. I voiced my dissatisfaction at the result but as usual you only end up being the bad guy so I have swallowed my seeth and learned a valuable lesson.
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Ah look, she was only doing you a favour.
Shave the rest off. My missus gave me a shave with a beard trimmer. Completely bald. It’s back and all now, about 6 weeks
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The Mrs did a grand job on me with a blade 5 all over last week… Three times I told her that I’ll be setting it at 0 to get rid of neck hair and the likes, I knew she wasn’t listening beach time and was just about to rip up the back of my head until I let out a roar…a 0 all over would have been hat on head for 3 weeks.
Smart boys like @locke and myself waiting in the long grass to let the professionals do their jobs , while other lads getting into domestics because their life partners put a bowl on their head and took a scissors to them
I’ll be shaving (no pun intended) another minute off my 5km time the start of July if I get into my barber before race day
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That was the rock my hair perished on. It was set on zero to do the exact same but then she started doing up and down motions with the razor and eating into the hairline. I knew something wasnt right as I saw a much larger quantity of hair on the ground that would usually be the case and the nervous laughter from her confirmed the worst. She was consoling me here by the fact that I have a beautiful daughter. 
I’ll go with a number 2 all over the weekend when I’m back home. Get the brother to do it.
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Three generations of glenshanes received excellent haircuts today. I went for a 4 back and sides with a scissor cut on top. I’m taken aback at how good I look.
It’ll be hard to go back to the barbers after this.
Lads, be very wary letting your wives loose on the clippers. They haven’t a fuckin clue how to use them at the awkward spots, even if they think they do
A few lads I know looking like freaks after the backs of their lower heads got a doing.
I’d let them away with a scissors before a clippers
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Spot on Phil. Just because the life partner might be adept at looking after her own grooming, it doesn’t mean she should be trusted with a clippers. One would also want to be very careful as to what they say during the haircut itself…
It’s only hair lads.
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