The aul haircut definitely gives a lift after all this. My understanding of women increased by close to half a percent after getting mine.
Got the haircut today before the next lockdown.
What the feck is it with these haircuts on blokes. Awful.
You don’t mind them on the women?
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She’s only jealous of the lovely Nicola!
Mmm
Nicola.
Another home job there. 3 on the head. 9 on the beard. Lovely job.
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Allahu Akhbar
Man in Baltimore gets tired of waiting for a haircut. Doesn’t realise the guy in front of him is an off-duty cop.
Murica! A real Murican Hero!
Got the skin fade there. I’m like a new man.
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Nothing like it
I happened to be dandering along the lisburn Rd earlier. Titanic barbers looked quiet so in I went. The barber had the look and manner of the prison warden in midnight express. He spent 45 minutes jabbing around my ears with clippers, then he had a go with a cutthroat razor…no oil etc. He told me my eyebrows were too long and took into them at a 90 degree angle. He didn’t walk round the chair but stood on my right and twisted my head around to suit him. I was fairly despondent at the end of it. He didn’t show me the back and I didn’t even look in the mirror anyway. 14 quid. He set the change of 20 on the counter and stared at it. I took the fiver and slunk out. Possibly the best haircut I’ve ever had. I’m sorry I didn’t leave the 20, the man is a genius.
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Stockholm Syndrome
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He can do what he wants with me
A rivetting story, you were sunk from the off…
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In an earlier draft I established that there were 3 barbers engaged with punters and another punter in the queue. I also alluded to chance etc. But I’m going with brevity these days.
Karizma on Oliver Plunkett Street
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