Look… I get it, lads who drink alcohol don’t get why lads who don’t drink alcohol drink 0.0 alcohol… it’s pretty much to have something in your hand and socialise, instead of feeling like a 5 year old with a bottle of coke in the hand. Trust me, you drink about three or four bottles of coke, you’re up for the night pissing and getting the sugar shakes. Don’t come at me with “oh, why don’t you drink diluted” bollocks either.