Here you are lads. They loves their road bowling in Cark.
Whatās the aversion to road bowling lads?
Characteristics of Carkness;
ā¦ I was going to start listing these out here but it has the potential to be a thread of itās own actuallyā¦
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South Armagh is the spiritual home of road bowling
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It already isā¦ knock yourself out.
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Thereās a mythical Cork man up in Dublin who never shuts up about it but isnāt aware that itās just about throwing a ball down a road in as few throws as possible, you couldnāt make it up, except somebody did.
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The wagons are in
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Carkies assemble
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Youāre some bollix 
Iām with Trackie here. Why the fuck would a Corkman be in Dublin ffssake.
Are they open?
Corkmen? Fuck yeah. They never stop telling you about themselves.
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Iām sure thatās funny in the context of whatās going on here, but iāve little interest reading back to confirm.
Welcome to the dark side mate
Iāve never been under the bed kid.
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The toilets in there are amongst the worst I have seen in any pub. As bad as Trainspotting. Hopefully he has used the 6 months wisely.
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The mission, every young fella has to do it for two years and talk to people in the street about Cork non stop, you have to stay with your buddy at all times so as not to lose the accent and can ring your manny on Christmas Day