Expect a few apps tailored to this approach
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A bit like a German beer hall at Octoberfest except without the atmosphere
I really think social distancing will be a thing of the past in a months time.
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Thatâs probably how it will be which will be no craic at all.
Part of the attraction of a pub is you donât know whoâs going to randomly stroll in the door next.
In the short term that is gone though. Doubt walk up trade/ bar hopping will be encouraged and will most like be actively discouraged
It wonât matter a fuck when pubs reopen once you can have a group of friends round to the house.
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House Parties will be the next new fad until there are a massive influx in drink fuelled deaths.
A publican couldnt care less if you drive home polluted knowing you had a hape of drink , do you honestly think they give a crap if you are 2m 1m apart or not apart at all .
It will hurt pub ownersâ bottom line, but Iâve already expressed my support for something like this. Even before Covid-19, and being in the autum of my life, I went to the pub to meet my great pals. To catch up over a few pints in peace. Wasnât interested in being engaged by an uninvited randomer slobbering all over us, and less so now. Hereâs to pints in pre-booked, cordoned off areas.
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Theyâll be very strict on it because their licence will be on the line
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Eamonn Ryan will introduce free lifts home for roodle dwellers soon donât worry
Ping pong tables will see a huge resurgence.
Letâs go to the pub for ping pong and pints.
An enigma wrapped up in a mystery is that guy.
Yes Boris.
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Allâs thatâs needed is a simple change in mindset. Itâs only uncouth muldoons that would disturb people seated in a restaurant while theyâre in the middle of their meal. Big, sweaty heads sauntering over to interrupt and ask if the grub is good. Most people would allow the group enjoy their meal and perhaps give a friendly salute at the appropriate time, if they are known to you. Same approach should now be taken with folk drinking at their assigned tables. Back it up ta fuck (âBIUTFâ), let them drink and chat without being annoyed, and show some cop on and manners.
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What about cunts hovering round to take your plate and thereâs barely anyone in the fcukin place⌠That makes my shite boilâŚ
Show some cop on and manners please. This is TFK
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This solves it.