Pubs opening

@Lazarus youā€™ll have to tell us where this pub of yours is so we can call in

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Iā€™ll come up with all my friends @Lazarus and give you the business

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They just want to make the whole experience of going to a pub as uncomfortable and awkward as possible for both the customer and the publican. Hoping that will keep the hard drinking punters and young wans from gathering in numbers in pubs.

I tried to give my deets to the smoking hot east European wan in Lidl in Rathmines for the sake of public health but I was promptly ordered to leave the shop.

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Youā€™ll be able to go to the pub in a week or two fella.

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Iā€™ll tell ye when you book ahead

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Thereā€™s alcohol in all those hand sanitizers and sure that kills the virus.

It would probably work even better from the inside out so Iā€™d say drinking in pubs is probably one of the safer activities we could be at.

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Have to imagine that once they open the majority of pubs outside urban centres will do as they please anyway. Canā€™t see many turfing out regulars after 105 minutes.

Excellent, thatā€™s all I really care about in the end. Pints pints pints!

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Put me down for two bookings kid

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Let the people eat pints

After 90 minutes just go outside for 1 minute and then go straight back in, is that allowed? :sweat_smile:

In the Euston Tavern you screamed it was your shout
But they wouldnā€™t give you service so you kicked the windows out
They took you out into the street and kicked you in the brains
So you walked back in through a revolving door and did it all again

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Get a hold of yourself.

Have you lost your job due to this horsebox?

Most alcoholics do.

Are the answers to any of these questions known yet?

No Iā€™m working from home.

I challenge any man to tell me that 9e worth of crisps and a hape of Guinness isnā€™t a ā€œsubstantial mealā€

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