Put the phones behind the bar

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Phones are ruining sessions. Bring a bag and put the phones in behind the bar.

Have a days drinking coming up with the lads, we’ve agreed to do this. Conversation will flow along with the pints. No need for the phones.

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Good man. Why do we need to know about that though ?

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Is that not what I posted in the KK thread yesterday? This is blatant plagiarism.

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For some reason I am imagining a Fight Club esque scene where instead of chanting ‘his name was Robert Paulson’ all Locke’s buddies are chanting ’ Put the phones behind the bar’ - and looking to Locke as if he is the messiah

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Are lads that soft that they need to put the phone behind the bar?

Can they not just put the phone in their pocket and leave the fucking thing there ?

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Put the phone behind the bar.

Put the phone behind the bar.

Put the phone behind the bar.

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The ironic thing is they will have someone take a picture of them with the barman and the bag of phones.

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Surprised @ this, KK boys badly rattled by this weeks events. What does Cody think? Mulhallgate fifigate Where will it all end? Monumental session with my mates in Clonakilty late September, no issues with phone use. Know when to hold em, know when to fold em I suppose

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Society is so fucked.

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Bigger funbags than the lovely lass from Italy

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It’s frightening to think the way things will be in 20 years

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People who use phones in pubs should be shot dead on the spot.

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The Beatles and their long hair …society is gone.

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Elvis mate. It all started when he shook his hips and got a generation of women wet.

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The day society ended.

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to the tune of “throw the jew down the well”

Put the phones behind the bar
So my country can be free…

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They’re even videoing gamblers now, at least if that video of the Mayo man in the bookies is anything to go by.

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You’re the worst fucking cunt for it I’d say, head fucking buried in the phone on TFK and Facebook in whatever wanky craft beer pub you drink in with the sound of connect 4 coins dropping all around you. Cunt.

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I’m not on Facebook and I don’t drink in pubs as I don’t like other people that much.

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You could just imagine the cunt, knee deep in Jenga & novelty jigsaw pieces guffawing with his battleship playing pals

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