Time of year for it
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Fire a cat up into the attic
Or a ferret.
Be handier getting a cat down. Youd lose your fingers to a ferret
You know heād get the job done though, and the scent of one puts them off coming back
True. If he loses youād be as well off moving house
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I would but finding anywhere to stay in Dublin at the moment, ya know yourself.
That doesnāt make any sense.
Maybe. Hopefully. Awful lot of scratching.
Hate cats. A Jack Russel would be the job. Thereās a huge hairy grey evil looking cat on the road. Sits and gives you the stare. Heād probably do a job but Iād say would claw my eye out before Iād get hold of him.
Could be a bat either
1 March marks the beginning of bird nesting season. Itās a bird. Quite likely a bird who used to work for a Swiss railway.
Weāll find out tomorrow I suppose. If itās a bird Iāll have to find out how the fucker got in.
Id say he flew.
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It got in through the eaves of March.
He pretended to be from bord gas and was let in to inspect the tank
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Thatās most likely a mouse not a rat. A mouse can make massive noise that youād swear could only come from something much bigger. A rat would be more stealthy?
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Of all the creatures mentioned above, a bird is probably the last one thatās in your house.
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A mouse trap and a bit of cheddar will sort that right out.
Failing that emigrate to Calgary, its entirely rat free
I wouldnāt agree with that. Weād a noise a few months ago and I was full sure it was a mouse in the attic but it was a bird building a nest.
Thatās not what I meant you clown 
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You said a bird is probably the last one it is?
The unfeathered variety
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