Rats - A thread about Cats

A bird in your attic? Do you live with @myboyblue by any chance?

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He’s my gimp

If you’ve a bird trapped in the attic*, @myboyblue has plenty of experience at dealing with such a situation, so just ask him what to do.

*Or basement.

Julio, your tired post has been ripped off by an even duller post

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Deal with the fact that two people independently came up with the same thought, pal.

I’m actually having a shite as I type this, which I think is tremendously appropriate given the subject matter.

6 minutes apart, you must really be straining with that shite. Not the first time you strain yourself coming up with shite though.

I’m happy with my decisions

Were you perhaps taking a shite too?

Went to the attic last week the poison has been nibbled at, iv the place laced with it outside and inside, can never put down enough lads.

I’d be wary of putting poison in the loft, if he croaks inside the smell will sicken you. And you’ve to find him, clean out the maggots, get it all bagged up and out past the missus…

All very familiar to @myboyblue.

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If it sounds like a rat it’s a mouse. If it sounds like an elephant it’s a rat.

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And then into the wheelie bin.

It all makes sense now.

I find myself nodding in agreement to this advice

Dublin Supporters Club meeting. @binkybarnes is the Chairrat

Usually they go outside for water and die that’s the purpose of the poison drying them out

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Yeah but you’ve to hope he makes it outside. Ive a yoke that electrocutes them, mice and rats. Lob in a bit of bait like burnt rasher, chocolate or peanut butter and sit back. Ive loaned it out to lads that tried everything else… first night with this boy and BANG! :zap:

Jaysus, you wouldn’t want to get your finger caught

It’s safe enough :astonished:

Just plug it out and put in the bait and place it on their run. It has a long cable that has a flashing led on it to let you know when it has fired so you don’t have to be up and down the ladder to check. It has an audible alam as well.

Would it kill a small dog?