Whats the bottom chilli dish?
Wok fried beef with chilli and peppercorn
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How do you render a duck?
Start it skin side down in a cold pan
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There’s an egg in that. 
It’s like a visual imagine of his posting for the last few years 
How you supposed to tackle the beef with chopsticks?
Looks like youve a layer of clingfilm to remove too!
You can make out the tire marks on that road kill
Boiled brain with noodles is one of my favourites, the addition of a pube topping and an egg just brings it to another level.
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I didn’t think you could use a phone in the clink!!
Have you been exposed as a Ballymaloe sympathiser? 
That’s Rachel Doyle not Rachel Allen, bucko.
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You stand vindicated 
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Were you doing silage or something
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More like soilage at his age…
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I always call into the Arboretum for a proper feed when I don’t have the dogs in the car
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