Dangerous assumption I’d say
Did you not bring the plate over with you?
Is that a nice glass of Gewurztraminer you’re having with it?, lovely choice pal.
You’re flying it over there. When does the holiday end? You must be doing two weeks or so?
12 days is enough. Flying back over the Atlantic on Saturday to Gatwick. I’ll be savage depressed. Heading out for the tea now. I can’t make up my mind. Chicken tikka masslla, steak or kfc
We’re you never taught any table manners? Leaving your knife and fork like that is something you’d expect of an uneducated oaf.
Not at all mate, but thanks for asking. Ignorance at the table always irks me.
It’s pure roaster carry on. Anyone with a half decent upbringing knows you leave both pieces of cutlery at 10 O clock on the plate.
Ballymaloe I’d say
London, in the city. Team building thing. We did the starters, didn’t win. Cunts
Black pasta filled with salmon and topped with tomatoes and ham. Accompanied by a beautiful Malbec. Delicious.
More plate then food there mate…that would upset me.
Lovely table though.
Where’s the rest of it?
4 course meal for 20 covers, there enough food in all of that. But yeah, could have done with a few auld shpuds!