Hooters 
The clams are nice there.
Are you booking two seats on the plane for yourself?
Hooters — Pure roaster carry on from a lad in his 40s
I’m going to fucking explode here. I must have put on a stone in 2 days. I was down in Katz deli there and got 1.5 kilo of meat in a sandwich
Christ, are you walking around in your sandals with your gut handing out the end of your I 
NY t shirt
Dont lose your ticket 
Reminds me of the one and only time I ever made it into Carnegie Deli, now sadly closed.
Have you gone for a steak yet? Was in Smith and Wollensky’s the last time I was in NYC, steak was great, but the service was very NY practically threw it at me…
You think a lad who ran a Marathon two weeks ago has a gut hanging out under his shirt?
Yes mate, pretend marathons don’t do much for the waistline and the shit diet will have him as fat as a fool
13 marathons this year and a ultra just to clarify the situation
Their not called marathons anymore pal. They are called Snickers these days.
You must have some deep seated psychological issues.
That’s a serious sandwich. How do I know?
It’s driving lads demented,that’s how I know.
You’re an inspiration.
Rather than trying to knock you down some of the lads around here would do well to take heade of these achievements and take a good look at themselves in the mirror.
An imaginary construct on the internet is the King to you??
At least you acknowledge you’re a queen.
Do I?
Bizarre comment but totally expected from an internet lifer who worships at the altar of the imagined one