Bro, you’re fucked, you may as well give up and accept your new life as a fat cunt.
No. Tomorrow is a new dawn*
*12 hour day ahead of me tomorrow so not a new dawn
Wowza
Is that a lamb shank?
Its well lubricated and it’s clitoris is stimulated, whatever it is.
I’d say the meat practically fell off the bone there.
Who delivered that to you?
It hasn’t been raped so.
Yes. I cooked two of them the night before. I ate the first one the night before and let this one sit for the evening, put it in the fridge when it was cool and then cooked it another bit yesterday. It was absolutely falling apart under the fork.
Have you told us what the fuck it is yet?
I love an aul shank, you know you’re into a good thing when it simply slips off the bone at the first touch.
Can you not see what it is ?
That looked smashing, what was on the plate with it, was it a fancy shop bought potato cake?
Finally a new fad.
I just remembered I had 3 of these this morning for breakfast, it has transformed my life in ways I never thought possible. The clarity of mind after the first 2 was unreal.
I’d ate that.
You faggot.
Rosti
Ah now. If the life partner says they’re a treat he can hardly disagree