jesus that is maddening me even thinking about it, imagine the big roaster in a proper country like France going in for dinner, asking for a steak, and demanding it medium with lashings of pepper sauce down on top of it, with chips of course then
30 seconds a side you simpleton. You can vary the time in the oven to suit your taste. Why bother cooking it at all? Just eat it straight out of the Sainsbury’s package.
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into the oven then is it? wrapped in tinfoil is it? 
ffs
Yep, dry pan. Have it smoking hot. A bit of oil on the meat and give it 90 seconds each side and get it out and let it sit.
It’s simple really.
I wonder what he does for those 10 minutes while his steak is roasting in the oven. Ffs.
I was trained by a French chef in Lyon you uncultured bogan
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No tinfoil. Cover it in tinfoil for 5 minutes after you take it out. It’s quite simple really, like yourself.
Lol.
making pepper sauce so he can destroy the steak with it, slop it all over it
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how do you like your steak sir?
“rhoasted in the oven phlease”
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I make the fries (obviously)
and make sure to wrap it in tinfoil then
No wrapping it in tinfoil. Throw a bit of tinfoil over the skillet. The oven allows you cook it to whatever internal temp you like, literally to within a degree. The method used by the diseased simpleton results in burnt steak on the outside, raw on the inside. I don’t expect either of you to understand any of that.
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This is turning into a great thread
It’s really gotten going since the dunph fucked off out of it
I think he realised he was way out of his depth,oven chips anyone
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Holy shit KP. Was David Bowie out on the farm with you?
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There’s a difference between rare and raw mate. I wouldn’t expect you to get it.
Medium Rare
Medium Raw
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You’ve lost me pal?