The rasher are nothing to do with flavour you mong. Christ.
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The rasher keeps the moisture in you alcoholic imbecile
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I can’t believe that had to be pointed out in 2015!! OMG. This thread is off the fucking charts…
If You judge a country by the state of its healthcare - you judge the individual by the state of thier fridge/culinary skills - Macroaster is fucked.
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Just when you thought TFK had come roaring into the 21st century and smashed oven chips forever… we go ten steps back in one post.
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It’s like something labane would have come out with
Don’t give him ideas, he’ll be wrapping rashers around beer cans in a minute
He’s not even able to cook a chicken.
This thread has really descended into culinary chaos. Bacon on a chicken results in what? A fucking chicken that tastes like bacon. A properly cooked chicken has a delicious mild flavor, putting bacon anywhere near it would again get you fired out on your roaster ass from any decent kitchen including mine.
Retain moisture? Really. Could you explain the physics of that you asshat, maybe look up the English “scientist” chef fuckwit.
Roasting a chicken to perfection is quite difficult and sadly beyond the abilities of obviously not just Tossy but most on this forum.
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If we have moved onto chicken then i’ll assume that we are only talking about free range (dubious) or organic chickens here?
Otherwise please dont log anything.
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This is going to be a lot more painful than the steak discussion.
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I only eat inorganic chicken.
What’s that, chicken with tinfoil?
Factory farmed poultry is much more tender than those muscular cunts of things that have been raised racing around henhouses and farmyards.
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+1 and its cheaper. That said…
Had a grand boiled egg there now. Won’t be having dinner until 6:30pm so as a quick snack I prepared an egg.
Placed into a boiling pan of water for approx 3 mins ( standard UTC minutes ) and lifted it with a teaspoon, I didn’t leave it to stand as I was fucking starving, just put it in a purpose designed cup and ate it with the above mentioned teaspoon. Honrale it was.
Placed into a boiling pan of water for approx 3 mins ( standard UTC minutes ) and lifted it with a teaspoon, I didn’t leave it to stand as I was fucking starving, just put it in a purpose designed cup and ate it with the above mentioned teaspoon. Honrale it was.
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I hope you didn’t use tap water?
I did !! Fuck it. Am I gonna die because of that ?
I forgot to add I haven’t a fucking clue if the said egg was freerange, organic or otherwise.
I’m a tough cunt so I eat what I like when I like. My body can thrive under most circumstances and nutritional imputs, organic, freerange, haha only stuff for soft townie cunts.
It’s only fairys that need to watch what they eat. Fairys and women.
roast chicken should be cooked in an oven.
before those apes in america and australia get out of bed let that be put on record.
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I cook mine on the pan. 150 seconds each side, lovely and rare. Had to buy a special pan for it.
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And a special toilet
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