Retiring GAA Stars tribute thread - May cause brain/neck damage

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Ah tbf, half the lads playing that card aren’t from Tipperary at all.

The Limerick Jackie Cahill keeps biting though, he should know better for a self confessed top top poster.

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Who is Jackie Cahill? Genuine question

I think two different Jackie Cahills made the COTY shortlist last year.

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Am I supposed to know him? I genuinely don’t know who he is

He’s the Tipperary version of you mate. I thought I made that pretty obvious

Right. I suppose for your attempt at a jibe to work it’d help if I knew who you were talking about :man_shrugging:

Ahem

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@balbec is an experienced manager. He let’s ane expendable fella who will never make the grade do the heavy lifting over the winter. He will be wondering in April why noone remembers his name

Ah will you shtop, I call lads cunts on the Internet every day, do you honestly think I know who these guys are or remember them? Do you know how tough it is, being a top top poster?

"From kicking my ball against the flats of Ballymun, to kicking the ball over the bar in Croke Park, it’s time to pass the Dublin jersey on.

"14 years since my intercounty debut, I could never begin to imagine the journey that would unfold in front of me.

"The journey would not have been possible without the support of the Dublin County Board, the thankless work and support of the backroom teams.

"The incredible coaching from selectors, in particular Dec Darcy, who has had such an influential impact on my career on and off the pitch.

"The managers Paul Caffrey, Pat Gilroy, Jim Gavin and Dessie Farrell, who all believed in me - thank you!

"To my teammates, the battles, the wins, the losses and special friendships that have been forged forever - thank you!

"It has been an incredible journey, one I will never forget. You gave me a purpose in life, to use sport as a platform to help others that are struggling in life, like my brother John did. You have helped me keep his name alive.

"I’m so lucky and proud to have been shaped by my community, Ballymun. Thank you to everyone within my community that has supported me during my Dublin football journey, I am forever grateful.

"My journey began in Ballymun Kickhams, encouraged by a passionate footballer, Paddy Christie. I am forever grateful for the energy you recognised in me as a young kid and how it could be used on the pitch. Without your support on and off the pitch, I would not have achieved what I have today.

"It has been an honour to represent my club, wearing the sky blue jersey, I hope I made you proud.

"To my late Dad Phil and Mam Val, thank you for every opportunity you gave me, it was all worth it.

"Thank you to my extended family, close friends and work colleagues from Bedo7 and Nutriquick for endless support on and off the pitch.

"To my wife Sarah, thank you for all the support you gave me throughout my career, I will be forever grateful for the sacrifices you have made.

"Lastly to the blue army, what I will miss the most, walking the pitch of Croke Park soaking in your energy, your infectious roars, passionate singing and the unforgettable vibrations of Croke Park!!

“Thank you! Yup the flats!!!”

-Philly McMahon

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Good player, completely exposed the Gooch in fairness to him @Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy

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He managed to crowbar his brother John into it anyway….

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What a load of self indulgent shite. Do these cunts realize they look like cunts when they release these statements

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He is a very impressive individual

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Did you see what he wore to his wedding? Self indulgence is this chaps absolute forte

Philly seems to wind up the inbred muldoons something shocking.

What a fanny you are.

Did you see what he wore to his wedding indeed

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He’s a credit to the Bedo7 and Nutriquick brands

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“journey” x3