Two stalwarts of the Irish game announced their retirement yesterday - Michael Swift and Shane Jennings.
I had to laugh. They had footage of that chap Swift trying to train on the news last night. Boris Karloff would have been more limber.
Swifty 
Freddie Michalak
Felix Jones
Disappointed you didnt bother log KMcLough on this.
Not a star
Felix needs to boost his brand pretty quickly.
Richie McCaw
The horrible bollocks couldn’t wait until Lomu was in the ground to announce it. What a fucking wanker.
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FOAD you cunt
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke! 
Terrible news for Luke Fitzgerald. I’m just gutted for him. He’s been plagued with injuries for a a good few years now.
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If a man like Luke Fitzgerald can’t exist in the modern game, then rugby football is dead, dead, dead.
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Did he get a full season since Lions tour in 09?
Very sad to see such a talented man have to hang up the boots at just 28. All the best in the future Luke and thanks for the memories.
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Cue this cunt whoring himself off to every Irish media outlet, daytime radio show and nightie chat show for the next 6 months.
zzzzZZZZ
28 years of age, no formal qualifications and a wonky neck. That’s living the dream alright.
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Think I heard him say he had it fused in certain areas a while back to keep playing. Then I heard of a whole heap of players who had done likewise. Pure fucking insanity.
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