Ridiculous First Names - Male and Female


#401

A lovely name.


#402

Just googled her name there. She’s a model. Of course she is. Women are gas.


#403

Where have you been reading this? you can’t be just making up surnames


#404

Gobshites


#405

Not one of those hot models though.

She’s one of those, pale, waif like Plain Jane models with an eating disorder.


#406

My head hurts. Is the child’s first name actually Cloud?


#407

U wot m8??


#408

Agreed, mate.

She must be a massive dickhead to be with that reprehensible cunt as well. Life 1 Paddy 0.


#409

How ever did they agree on whose name to put first in the composite? “Thought I’d share.”

What a cunt.


#410

Just to clarify - Paddy’s update appeared on one of my social media feeds.


#411

Well done, mate. It was a pleasure to play on the hallowed turf, possibly with you.


#412

Paddy is so anti establishment .


#413

The Chairperson of the Casting Directors Association in Britain is called Tree Petts.


#414

Séimí and Peigí


#415

Was in college with a girl with this name years ago. She had a very high pitched sneeze


#416

The Feeley-Healys have a couple of contenders.


#417

The Social and Personsl announcements in the Irish Times are a colonial legacy .


#418

It’s the pitiful colonial wannabes from the Catholic middle classes that still make it compulsive reading.


#419

“Noah and Sam” in Brussels reeks of insecurity.


#420

Cunt will have a double-barreled surname too.