Ridiculous First Names - Male and Female

Eugene - no excuses whatsoever for it.

i have yet to meet a eugene that wasnā€™t as thick as a bag of lump hammersā€¦

Gene is fairly horrendous as well.

Frank and Brianā€¦

Ita
Maureen
Edmund
Enda

My mother, god bless her, is a Mauraā€¦mind how you go.:smiley:

Apologies tt* - I was just thinking of the odd young wan you meet who has a real granny name like Maureen, Imelda, Irene or something. No disrespect to your mother intended - Iā€™ve a lot of time for her and she has a cracking set of tits.

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Oonagh
Ornaith
Terence
Edwina
Fergal
Tadhg

Fergus
Cornelius
Barbara
Phelim

Walter.
John-Joe.

Simon(s) are usually pricks.
Paddy(s) are usually sound.

Any kind of double barrelled hame, or initials:

PJ
JP
Michael John
Ann-Marie

fooking hate those unisex names

good thread - there were a few names there that i had considered but will be crossed out now

Turlough
Fatima
Herb
Betty

[quote=ā€œBandageā€]Turlough
Fatima
Herb
Betty[/quote]

herb rocks

Mortimer .

Some of the names more common amongst our British neighbours are quite amusing.

Roger
Clive
Godfrey
Humphrey
Douglas
Sandy
Neville

I hope Gary and Phillip Nevilleā€™s grandfather died a bad death after naming his son Neville Neville.

Clyde - one of Pukeā€™s mates I believe.

Another one of his mates - Wayne.

Eithne