Ridiculous First Names - Male and Female

President of the Council of Europe Parliamentary Assembly

mr Tiny Kox, i kid you not

https://pace.coe.int/en/pages/president

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Techno Mechanicus

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That may still be slightly less ridiculous than the name Elon.

(KID SHOUTING INCOHERENTLY)

Parent: Is anyone listening to techno?

Is that the horse Grimes, the one JP McManus owned? You’d hope for the child’s sake it looks more like the horse than like Musk.

Lou?

Concepta

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I worked with a Concepta many moons ago.

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I went to college with an Attracta and she was attractive.

https://www.rte.ie/news/business/2023/1018/1411538-banker-spent-30-years-pulling-pints-at-dublin-pub/

Ecock worked for Peacock. What are the chances.

The school mom WhatsApp group had a message last night from a Mrs John with some query about tech class on behalf of her son Elton.

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Mom??
Hang your head.

:cry:

They’ve got me ! I didn’t even use it ironically.

Connemara kids used to call their mothers mom back in the day - the immigration effect.

I’ve no excuse.

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Kerry people all do it. A mhaim. Sounds cuntish regardless

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Mrs. Locke likes to be called Mummy or Mum. It’s the Protestant side of her I’d say.

My sisters went to the Ursuline, got elocution lessons there and use the phrase Mum. I went to Mount Sion and use the phrase Mam.
We coexist peacefully.

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All good except mom, which @TheUlteriorMotive well knows reeks of mid atlanticism and dalkey-stepford

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He’ll be taking out the trash next.