Ridiculous sportspersons names

They did. 9-7.

Sounds like a classic

Kevin Lasagna.
Came on as a second half substitute for Italy v Portugal tonight. “Kevin” ffs.

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Ah the old ones are the best.

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Sudaporn Seesondee, beaten by Ireland’s Kellie Harrington.

I’d ate that

Billy twelvetrees. His father is in fact a tree surgeon.

Red Óg Murphy

Plunkett Maxwell

I’d bet his father was from Cork

Isaac Success on here for Watford

Valencia have a goalkeeper called Neto.

Neto survived the Chapocoense air crash. One of only 6 people to do so.

Neto won’t be playing in a European final.

Net(t)o is the name of a Danish discount supermarket that has branches in various European countries.

Neto is too Lidl to be a goalkeeper.

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Che Cullen Fermanagh full back

Eddie Rockett.

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Che is a common Ulster name.

New Zealand right back Storm Roux.

Aston Villa’s Zimbabwe midfielder, Marvelous Nakamba

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Branco Van den Boomen

Dutch midfielder with De Graafschap FC