Rory McIlroy

He announced to the world in August 2019 that he was going to bulk up, long before Covid. He’s also only getting started. He plans to get to 270lb, so will probably be hitting the ball over 450 yards this time next year, driving par 4s with ease. The fascinating part is telling the world ahead of time, he’s a bit like Babe Ruth pointing at the spot in the stands where he was going to hit a home run.

Sure Shane Lowry must be nearly 270 pounds and it’s not doing him any good.

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You missed where they said he dropped weight and added muscle

Who would have thought pure muscle would help you hit a ball farther. Did these golfy chaps not think of this before or are they all just a shower of fat bastards

270 pounds is no use when it’s snack boxes and porter that got you there

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Tell me about it.

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Obviously Shane is no scientist.

Did Bryson not talk around a 48” driver? How long is the normal driver?

45" give or take a half inch.

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Golfing out of his skin today in the desert, shoots a bogey free 64.
He’ll probably be the leader by 3 going into Sunday in advance of combusting with a 74.

Rory has turned out to be a great man to shoot the lights out in a nothing tournament

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He’s going to win a lot this year

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When you say lot, what are you referring to?

He will get his green jacket this year

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:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:,only if he buys one.He’ll be away golfing with the Donald again shortly anyways

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Why do you do this to yourself?

Pressure on now, he’s lost a couple of shots.

He’s at it again…

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Only joking, but he’s not going well.

I think he’ll win 2 majors this year.

Didn’t have him down as a smoker.

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He’s more of a choker.

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