The farm was in a dire way.
Maybe twas for the green cert??
He didn’t seem like the sort of chap who’d be fit for it. Priesthood might have been more his route I’d say.
Ah Jesus Wayne Rooney would be capable of doing the Green Cert!
Highly unlikely you’d think although if Ireland don’t up their game they may not get a BP against Somoa.
Even still it would mean a very specific type of scoreline in the Japan Scotland game yeah ?..where Scots get 4 trys but Japan are still within 7 points of them. It could be possible I suppose or even manufactured but I’d doubt either team care that much about Ireland as a threat here on in.
I’ve a neighbour flying out for the Quarter Finals. He is a bit of a smug prick. It’d be hard not to laugh at him if the worst happened.
The world is made of all sorts bro.
I might pop up to you for a night when he’s arriving home
The worst would be if his plane crashed and he was killed
Lets call it 50/50

Lets call it 50/50
As Malaysian Airlines staff tell passengers when they’re asked whether they think a flight will make it to its destination safely

Ah Jesus Wayne Rooney would be capable of doing the Green Cert!
How would you go about doing the green cert as painlessly as possible??
I’ve two pals flying out for the last group game and the quarters. Its possible they might not see a match.
They’ll probably be better off.
Depends how they spend their free time.
Unless they plan on flagelating themselves, they’ll still come out on top.
Flagellating
I know these things
Typhoon Haggis is now gunning for the Scotch game against Japan
That’ll play havoc with the Scottish kilts.
Their World Cup hopes could be left in tatties