Cut: Finlay Bealham, John Cooney and Mike Haley
Iâve never heard of any of them.
It wonât be long before Liam Toland is using âversatile spaceâ as an actual rugby term
âThis World Cup quarter-final will be decided by whichever out-half can find the better versatile spaceâ
Theyâll be fronting up at the breakdown going through the channels.
The conversion rates better be good.
âChannel surfingâ
âConor Murray is a superb channel surferâ
You could write a whole dictionary of rogbish based on TV terms alone
Channel surfing brings to mind âwhite noiseâ
âIreland need to switch the on/off buttonâ
âJonny Sextonâs antenna is off todayâ
Team line ups will be renamed âtest cardsâ
Cooney will be missed. Far better than marmion and mcgrath. Goal kicking option too always useful
Kleyn almost certain to go now too as I told you. Cooney simply doesnât pull with schidmt as he didnât use him in oz. Itâs possible we travel with two scrum halves. If carberry is injured you need to go out with two fully fit tens.
Why? Whats happened since last week?
Be surprised if we go with only 2 x scrum halves. Would be madness.
And weâll have to listen to ex rugby jocks telling stories on off the ball about going on the piss. Ra ra ra
I think he is going to bring 3 x scrum halves and 3 x out halves and Carbery will also cover full back. Carbery wont go if not fit. Squad places too tight and distance too far to risk it
I love those stories
Proper rogger
I believe @mickee321 loves them too and heâs a man of impeccable taste
Ah you probably have, they feature in a few jokes - the Irishman, the Englishman and the Aussie walk into a barâŚ
They might even have a few Eddie Halvey stories
A nation holds it breath
Beirne goes as a back row. O brien or donnell wonât travel. Itâll be stander/conan/pom/beirne/JVDF. Kleyn, Ryan, toner and Henderson as backrows. Beirne is a shite scrumager.
Who is o brien
One of, if not both of, Rhys Ruddock or Jordi Murphy will go.
Henderson can cover six
Jaysis. Fair call to say Sean O Brien wont goâŚsuppose he has been ruled out with the last 4 months