Rugby World Cup 2023/ Crochet & Knitting chit chat

Write a fictional story about how the brave and the faithful Munster rugby supporters reached Tblisi, Georgia for a fictional United Rugby Championship game against Georgian team Tblisi Tigers. In the story, include tales of how the intrepid Munster supporters used planes, tranes automobiles and other modes of transport to reach Tblisi, by way of many different roundabout routes, including through Azerbaijan, Armenia, Turkmenistan and Russia. Include a tale of how Mossy from Knocknagoshel travels through Nagorno-Karabakh to reach Tblisi and ends up in a group of fleeing Armenians. Include a hilarious tale of how Toddy from Montenotte gets a lift from the Sultan of Turkmenistanā€™s cavalcade after his rented 1987 Lada breaks down amidst the barren steppe of eastern Turkmenistan. Include a few rugby jokes.

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The Munster rugby supporters, known for their unwavering loyalty and unyielding spirit, were gearing up for an epic journey to Tbilisi, Georgia, where their beloved team, Munster Rugby, was set to face off against the formidable Tbilisi Tigers in a fictional United Rugby Championship game of epic proportions.

Mossy from Knocknagoshel, a die-hard Munster fan, was determined to be part of this adventure. He embarked on a journey through Nagorno-Karabakh, a landlocked region known for its turbulent history. As he trekked through the picturesque but strife-ridden countryside, he stumbled upon a group of fleeing Armenians. Mossy, with his red Munster jersey standing out, decided to join their ranks, offering a helping hand and a couple of rugby jokes to lighten the mood. The Armenians welcomed him into their group, and together they traversed the challenging terrain, finally reaching the Armenian-Georgian border.

Meanwhile, Toddy from Montenotte had embarked on a journey of his own. Armed with a rented 1987 Lada, he set off on the winding roads of Turkmenistan, a country known for its vast deserts and enigmatic landscapes. As Toddy ventured deeper into the barren steppe of eastern Turkmenistan, disaster struck. His trusty Lada sputtered and gave its last cough before coming to a screeching halt.

Toddy, in his Munster scarf, was stranded in the middle of nowhere, pondering his unfortunate predicament when suddenly, a cloud of dust appeared on the horizon. It was none other than the Sultan of Turkmenistanā€™s cavalcade, a magnificent procession of opulent cars and horses. The Sultan himself, a rugby enthusiast, couldnā€™t resist the sight of a fellow fan in distress. He ordered his entourage to halt, and Toddy found himself riding shotgun in the Sultanā€™s luxurious car, laughing at the absurdity of it all. The Sultan regaled him with rugby jokes as they sped towards the Georgian border.

Back on the other side of the journey, the rest of the Munster supporters had their own adventures. Some took planes, some trains, and others a variety of automobiles, all making their way through different roundabout routes. They navigated through Azerbaijan, Armenia, Turkmenistan, and even Russia, encountering an array of cultures, cuisines, and rugby enthusiasts along the way.

Finally, after weeks of travel and countless misadventures, the Munster supporters converged in Tbilisi, where they were greeted with open arms by the local fans. The atmosphere was electric, a blend of Georgian hospitality and Irish charm. The stadium was packed to the brim, and the roar of the crowd could be heard from miles away.

As the game began, the Munster supporters sang their hearts out, creating a sea of red in the stands. The match was intense, with both teams displaying incredible skill and determination. Munster, known for their never-give-up attitude, fought valiantly against the Tbilisi Tigers. The score was tied until the last minute when Munster secured a last-minute try, clinching a dramatic victory.

After the game, the Munster supporters celebrated with the Georgian fans, exchanging stories of their epic journeys to reach Tbilisi. Mossy from Knocknagoshel recounted his adventures in Nagorno-Karabakh, Toddy from Montenotte shared his improbable encounter with the Sultan of Turkmenistan, and everyone had a good laugh.

As they raised their pints in celebration, the Munster supporters knew that they had not only witnessed a thrilling rugby match but had also experienced an unforgettable adventure that would be passed down as legend in the annals of Munster rugby history.

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Munster had a Portuguese centre a good few years backā€¦Diego mateau

An Italian club side would never last in the Top Quatorze. Theyā€™d be plying their trade in the nether reaches of the Pro de Deux if they were lucky. The Top Quatorze is serious pro sport not a place to find a home for a waif or a stray.

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I think Benetton would get on just as well as regular promoted/relegated types like Brive in the Top 14 tbh

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Good try, now convert the damn thing.

This kicker for Tonga is woejus.

Saffers are pissed

Great try

A draw the absolute minimum required against Scotland to top the pool. Thornley, Oā€™Connor and Kinsella are going to write Pulitzer pieces in the next week.

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Jaysus, Zeboā€™s jumper is like something you would expect a fella appearing on Know Your Sport in 1989 to wear.

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What stops Ireland qualifying now?

If we lose by 8+ Scotland would have us on head to head and weā€™d be out.

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A 4-0 points split in favour of Scotland, ie. Ireland losing to Scotland by 8 points or more without scoring four tries.

Howā€™s this for a scenario. Scotland win by 21 points (or more) and score four tries. Ireland also score four tries. That gives a 5-1 points split. South Africa, Ireland and Scotland all end up on 15 group points. Scotland win the group, Ireland finish second, South Africa are eliminated.

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A losing bonus point enough?

Most likely it would be enough to win the group.

There are two ways it would not be enough. One is the very unlikely scenario I outline in my previous post, but in that scenario, Ireland would at least finish second.

The other scenario where a losing bonus point would not be enough is as follows. If Scotland win and score four tries and win by a margin which is between 4 and 20 points, and Ireland get one bonus point, Ireland are out. South Africa would win the group and Scotland would finish second.

If Scotland score four tries and win by 3 points or less , Ireland win the group and South Africa finish second.

If Scotland score four tries and win by 21 points or more and Ireland get four tries, Scotland are 1st and Ireland 2nd.

If in the very unlikely event Ireland find themselves 15 points down with 2 minutes to go, and both teams have already scored four tries, Ireland would go from a position of elimination to securing qualification by deliberately conceding a converted try.

I think.

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All of this is on the basis of the following, which I gleaned from a Second Captains podcast, so if itā€™s wrong, blame them.

In a situation where three teams finish on the same group points total, ie. if Ireland, South Africa and Scotland all finish on 15 points in the group, the group winner is decided by points difference in all group matches.

But points difference would not decide second and third place. Second and third place would be decided by the head to head.

So in a situation where all three teams finish on 15 points and Ireland have the best points difference, Ireland win the group, and South Africa finish second by virtue of having beaten Scotland.

If all three teams finish on 15 points and South Africa have the best points difference, South Africa win the group, and Scotland finish second by virtue of having beaten Ireland.

If all three teams finish on 15 points and Scotland have the best points difference, Scotland win the group, and Ireland finish second by virtue of having beaten South Africa.

That would be glorious

Youā€™d have to say McCloskey has been mugged off good and proper getting zero minutes. Iā€™m gonna go with Earlsy at 23 for Saturday.

Is it an Irish only thing weā€™re media types actually think we should game time to every player?

I dunno does any country go on about it like us.

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My beloved Fijians are doing a great job at keeping the squad happy, Ireland could try something similar.