Theyâll be studying it for A levels in a couple of years.
Still better than anything Roy Curtis would pen
Thereâs a tweet in that. Just need to work it a bit. Tweak the final few lines of Giggsyâs poem to make it Royish and then pass it off as being from the main man. âLovely tweet here from the porter laureate about pinting in town & eating ice-cream in Stephenâs Greenâ.
The Porter Laureate has gone a bit quiet of late. I hope all is well.
Missing those golden Sundayâs in August no doubt,
Days of thunder, in the grand colosseum
Followed by the finest of Barley Soup
In one the old townâs many Cathedrals of Porter.
She must be one of the Grevilles of the Greville Arms Hotel in Mullingar.
How old is this daft cunt - mid 40âs I guess. Ask yourself whom of the 40 somethings here would write such shite. The lad is stone mad. FFS.
Footballers stay kids forever
Left school at 16? Money thrown at him young and all heâs known is football⌠shur, whereâs the development?
You wouldnât catch Big Mick McCarthy composing guff like that. No Sireee.
John OâShea was in my year in school and I used to bump into a few good friends of his now and again when John was at United. They used to go over regularly enough to watch him play and got to meet the players and all that. Said the most of them were fairly sound except for Giggs who was a proper cunt.
Even if heâs found not guilty some of that shite thatâs been released about him (Messages, poems etc.) will follow him around for years
Credit to someone else in one of the replies to the original tweet but you would do 10 years inside for that poem not to ever see light of day under any circumstance.
Fergie groomed Giggs since he was 13
Is Gaz Nev giving evidence/statement?
Poor old Gaz will break down
Probably bore the judge to tears about the Glazers
I thought that was a pisstake until I heard it on RTE Radio 1 theređ Legs twice, youâd think heâd have said leg twice maybe to signify both legs.
Incidentally I was talking to a friend of mine last week about Giggs doing the dirt on Rhodri (Giggs) that time. He thought Giggs was after having another affair with The Man City midfielders wifeđ
The double legs is genius if you ask me.