I think miss daisy would drive it further
Kaymerâs cheeky chappy Scottish caddy is some pain in the hole.
Rose short with his birdie attempt on one and the hole is halved in four.
Itâs so fucking tight this match
Kaymer nearly holes his approach shot on one.
What have you got, Jimmy Walker?
Europe one up through Kaymerâs approach.
Poulter 
Misses a tiddler on the first and Europe lose the hole to a par. Gallacher all over the shop too.
Neither of the American duos have birdied the par 5 second. Youâd think one or two of them would have made a birdie. Bjorn with a 4 there and Europe go 2 up after 2.
Mickelson to three feet on the first with McIlroy replying with a decent shot into eight or ten feet.
McIlcunt fist pumping a half
Clown
Mickelson and McIlroy both birdie the first.
Watson has missed a couple of shortish birdie putts on 2 and 3 and Europe remain one up in that one.
The sky coverage is brutal as per usual. Telling us so and so was in rough! Show us the fcukin approach shots
Awful. More concerned with showing us the facial expressions of people in the crowd and âcapturing the atmosphereâ than showing the actual golf.
This is boring as fuck.
Gallacher looks like a fish up a tree. Has he ever played golf before?
That a boy PoultsâŚfuck off Butch
Have you taken today off work, pal?
Garcia holes a bunker shot the jammy cunt
Well done Sergio exclaims Europeâs leading cheerleader Butch Harmon
âKidney infectionâ