He moved there before he began school but was born in Limerick and all his family are Limerick stretching back at least 10 generations— so Yes, he’s a cat bastard.
they don’t want him, either do Limerick
Mike is as Kilkenny as I am Cork
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Did you go to school in Cork?
No pal
When a little bit of wee comes out after you fart.
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Time to get the prostate checked mate
Time for him to get someone to stick his thumb up his hole.
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Or time for him to stop.
Looking at a pair of shoes with Velcro fasteners and thinking I might wear them.
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You cant be too careful using phrases from our younger days. The cunts have ruined the English language.
At the end of a meeting yesterday I asked two young engineers to “Tic-Tack” on an issue that came up. One of them nearly fell off the chair. I thought the cunt had a stroke for a minute. Anyway I left it go and found the following on google.
tic tack sex
when a guy has a really small dick and tries to penetrate another guy with hemorrhoids.
I won’t be using that phase again.
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You’d have to be a gay or a deviant to know that in the first place – You’ll have to keep a close eye on the guy.
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When your eldest has his 18th birthday
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Will you bring him/her out for pints?
Won’t be long now and he’ll be getting the prime piece of swan at the dinner table…
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He’ll be sent out to snare his own.
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Happy Birthday. Here’s a carp.
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