Shit that makes you feel old

So long as it’s not some hefty yoke like your daughter the full back, I don’t mind.

She’s a social class above your squarehead goon of a child.

What’s in the Bull is not in the calf so.

Jesus I can’t stand that. Picking on a poor child because they are a savage size. It’s pure bullying.

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I kmow. Poor Fintan. Black cat black kitten.

If you can’t laugh at fat people, life is pointless.

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I do yeah. It’s scary.

Happy to give that number 10.

Happy birthday @balbec jr

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That’s a very mean comment.

Read into it what you will.

I met a lady tonight, that I hadn’t seen for decades. Though we never had a relationship we were very fond of each other. Anyway she moved abroad a long time ago and we had a chance encounter in Dublin today. She looked great. When I had last seen her I was in my absolute prime. As I introduced myself to her a look came over her that put me in mind of that Liam O Flaithearta story that was on the leaving where the lad emigrated leaving his beautiful love behind and he yearns for her for years and he eventually comes home and spies her in the distance and she’s a toothless old hag.
I was that toothless old hag tonight.

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In other words she did nip & tuck , Pilates & ate well . You lived .

Don’t be so hard on yourself.

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Sometimes she thanks God for unanswered prayers as Gareth Brooks would say.

Yeah definitely got that feeling tonight.

I met one of the XxX top 10 from my intake today. I hadn’t seen her in over a decade. She is still magnificent. She didn’t remember me at all, funnily enough.

cc @briantinnion

Quelle surprise

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You seem like a great guy so don’t beat yourself off about it.

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I got called Benjemin Button recently

Better than Forrest Gump I suppose.

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