My feet hurt when I woke up today.
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This current drunken mess
Were you swinging tackie last night?
Happening me the last six months.
Terrible pains in my heels in the morning.
Plantar fasciatis. Stretch your calves heavily every day.
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I went through that… Rest from activity, stretching and anti inflams worked for me
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I’ve got 4 hairs on the bridge of my nose.
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Lasercentre.ie
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I don’t understand?
At the minor match the other evening and someone asked me did I have a son playing on the night 
Roll the soles of your feet on a foot roller or a sliotar. Put full weight on it
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Or a golf ball
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Ditto this for a lot of things. Sliothars are fantastic
Watching the Milan-Juve game and a gang of young lads arrive in for a few pints after finishing their mocks.
Watching people still trying to defend FFG
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Circumstances dictate that we require what we’d call a mobile hairdressing service as mobility diminishes.
I didn’t research too far as a neighbouring lassie instantly leaped into the gap. Things between the combatants are going swimmingly.
I mentioned last week about cropping my head and it was pencilled in for today… I couldn’t believe how my once flowing dark tresses that once tumbled onto barber’s floors are now replaced with sparse flecks of white fluff with the odd interspersion of a grey curl…
On the plus side, it’s still growing.
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Some cheeky cunt jarred my octogenarian da about going bald. My da told him he sold all his combs on ebay…a subtle enough sort of fuck you boyo.
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It always looks greyer when it’s on your lap
6 visits a year to the barber. Now down to at best 3.
It still grows when you’re dead FYI