Hardly. Hasn’t he Corkie lined up for a house makeover.
According to Corkie anyhow - a weeks work he says. €2k in it I hear 
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At that rate id get corkie up to the dublin riviera
I wouldn’t get out of bed for it
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Corkie is in bed already. Sure doesn’t he have to get up again in about three hours to start all over again.
My brother, who is also 45, shared that with me recently.
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John Candy was 43 
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The majority of women being posted on the ‘aul birds you would shag’ thread no longer look even a small bit old to me.
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Dont worry mate, the lads will try change the age threshold again shortly.
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I dunno pal, we’d be getting into Wayne Rooney territory at that stage. Maybe best to leave the horny young 40 somethings at it.
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Waking up to go for a piss in the middle of the night.
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A pal of mine has an op recently this had become such an issue. A grim reminder of getting old
Could be worse. You could have pissed without waking up.
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Classmates from the Leaving Cert who had kids shortly after leaving school.
Those kids would be 23 now!
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Ha, I got the suggestion to add one such mate kid on instagram recently, it knocked me for 6.
This. Plus if I’ve had a couple drinks I’m up all night piddling these days.
You’d want to get yourselves checked out lads. Yer only gasún’s still to be at this shit.
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Get used to it bucko.
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I enjoy(ed) a nighttime cup of tea, usually around 9/9.30pm while watching TV. Not anymore. I’ve established that tea after 8.30pm = Waking up for a piss. Crucial therefore to have my tea before kick-off in midweek televised football matches and not at half time or after full time.
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You can get Botox injections into your bladder these days to help with that.
I can’t guarantee you that it will work, but you’ll have the most beautiful looking bladder.
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Annual PSA blood tests will reveal a few of ye have prostate issues, best get them seen to now
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