Shit that makes you feel old

You and the elderly neighbour?

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Mickey Harte doing the wedding music here. Sweet Jesus

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Booom! I fucking LOVE when a lad ambushes another fella on here!

Is it any wonder Galway have won only one hurling all Ireland in 36 years?

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From which side of the equation?

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My eldest daughter turned 17 last month. I’ve decided the best policy for me to deal with the boyfriend stuff is to studiously pretend that it’s not happening.

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Earlier in the summer Mrs Barnes told me that daughter 1 was going on a date that evening with a lad she met at the Picture This concert in St Anne’s park. Mrs Barnes put me under strict instructions not to say anything because my daughter didn’t want me to know she was going on said date. I was slightly bewildered that she didn’t want me to know. The following conversation between myself and Mrs Barnes ensued.

Binky : who is he anyway?

Mrs Barnes : His name is Conal. He is from Ranelagh. He goes to Terenure College and he plays rugby.

Binky : He sounds like a cunt.

Mrs Barnes (in an exasperated tone) : That is the exact fucking reason she doesn’t want you to know!

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I don’t know how you’re going to do it lads

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That made me laugh

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I lol’d at that.

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Every dad’s worst nightmare, a rubby player seeing their daughter.

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I’ve another ten years or so before all this shite will happen. I’ll be back playing golf at that stage and won’t give a fuck.

My two disappeared at the wedding last night. The wife just said “ you don’t need to know” :person_shrugging:

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I live in RoCo. I’m fucked

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Is Roco a common abbreviation for Rochestown now, it used to just refer to the school

You’ll need to deal with that early doors

Nah, i’m going down the blind eye road here.

This is brilliant.

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Tbf they say daughters gravitate to partners who have similar traits to their fathers…

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Best way to go. Only get worried if she brings him round to the house. If that happens pm me and I’ll send you a framed and autographed photo of Kyle Hayes to hang just inside the front door. That’ll sort it

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