Sidney's imaginary bets thread - for mug punters only

Current balance: +€91.82

Bet 16:
Wednesday double:
Liverpool to beat Bournemouth @1/1
PSV to beat Feyenoord @5/6
Bookie: Ladbrokes
Stake: €20
Potential profit: €53.33

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1058702, member: 183”]Current balance: +€91.82

Bet 16:
Wednesday double:
Liverpool to beat Bournemouth @1/1
PSV to beat Feyenoord @5/6
Bookie: Ladbrokes
Stake: €20
Potential profit: €53.33[/QUOTE]
Dramatic scenes at the Philips Stadium as PSV win a classic 4-3 in the 94th minute!

Bet 16 is a WINNER!

New balance: +€145.15

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1058923, member: 183”]Dramatic scenes at the Philips Stadium as PSV win a classic 4-3 in the 94th minute!

Bet 16 is a WINNER!

New balance: +€145.15[/QUOTE]

Great work Sid. I put money on that one.

What was the previous board record high for a tipping thread?

[QUOTE=“tallback, post: 1058924, member: 1158”]Great work Sid. I put money on that one.

What was the previous board record high for a tipping thread?[/QUOTE]
Nobody ever lasted long enough to be correctly judged.

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1058476, member: 183”]Balance after Bet 14: +€91.82.

Bet 15:
Saturday EPL accumulator
Manchester United to beat Aston Villa @8/13
Manchester City to beat Crystal Palace @2/7
Everton to beat Southampton @23/10
West Ham to beat Leicester @4/6
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €10
Potential profit: €104.23[/QUOTE]
This bet was a loser.

Current balance: +€135.15

Current balance: +€135.15

Bet 17:
Treble
Bournemouth to beat Fulham @8/13
Man City to beat West Brom @8/13
Arsenal to beat QPR @2/7
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake:€30
Potential profit: €73.85

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1062246, member: 183”]Current balance: +€135.15

Bet 17:
Treble
Bournemouth to beat Fulham @8/13
Man City to beat West Brom @8/13
Arsenal to beat QPR @2/7
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake:€30
Potential profit: €73.85[/QUOTE]
Bet 17 is a WINNER.

Balance after Bet 17: +€209.00

Balance after Bet 17: +€209.00

Bet 18:
Accumulator:
Celtic to beat Ross County @1/6
Hearts to beat Livingston @2/5
Chelsea to beat Southampton @3/4
Hull to beat Leicester @6/5
Man City to beat Burnley @1/6
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €20
Potential profit: €126.73

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1062450, member: 183”]Bet 17 is a WINNER.

Balance after Bet 17: +€209.00[/QUOTE]

Sensational stuff Sid

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1062459, member: 183”]Balance after Bet 17: +€209.00

Bet 18:
Accumulator:
Celtic to beat Ross County @1/6
Hearts to beat Livingston @2/5
Chelsea to beat Southampton @3/4
Hull to beat Leicester @6/5
Man City to beat Burnley @1/6
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €20
Potential profit: €126.73[/QUOTE]
Bet 18 is a LOSER.

New balance: +€189.00

Balance after Bet 18: +€189.00

This is a non-imaginary bet I did at last night’s prices - Bolton are now 2/1 and Bournemouth now 10/11

Bet 19:
Accumulator:
Bolton to beat Huddersfield @9/4
Man City to beat Burnley @2/11
Chelsea to beat Southampton @5/6
Bournemouth to beat Millwall @19/20
Stoke to beat West Brom @10/11
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €10
Potential profit: €262.14

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1062920, member: 183”]Balance after Bet 18: +€189.00

This is a non-imaginary bet I did at last night’s prices - Bolton are now 2/1 and Bournemouth now 10/11

Bet 19:
Accumulator:
Bolton to beat Huddersfield @9/4
Man City to beat Burnley @2/11
Chelsea to beat Southampton @5/6
Bournemouth to beat Millwall @19/20
Stoke to beat West Brom @10/11
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €10
Potential profit: €262.14[/QUOTE]
LOSER.

New balance: +€179.00

Balance after Bet 19: +€179.00

Bet 20:
Accumulator
Seattle to beat St. Louis @1/7
Pittsburgh to beat Cincinnati @5/9
Green Bay to beat Detroit @10/39
Houston to beat Jacksonville @10/37
Dallas to beat Washington @5/12
Raymond van Barneveld to beat Jamie Caven @2/7
Michael Smith to beat Bendan Dolan @4/9
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €10
Potential profit: €64.65

:eek::eek:

Short priced NFL bets in the final week of the season is a recipe for disaster.

FOAD you horrible hooked nose cunt, you had a betting thread it was a diaster, this one is brilliant

Rationale: All NFL selections have something to play for and in 3 of these 5 selections are playing against teams with nothing to play for. The other two, Green Bay and Pittsburgh, are proven December performers and are at home.

In the darts, van Barneveld is on good form and will crush Caven who is a complete jobber.

Smith is also a far better player than Dolan who I can’t see troubling him.

I’ll gut you, you blue shirt cunt

:eek:

Two betting related stories.
I met A club mate of mine yesterday and he works for a bookies, he’s a qualified acturist. Anyway he said if TTK is kosher and really works for a bookies he’d be fired immediately if his posting was ever seen here.

Other story. A mate of mine, who was for a long time an over intelligent waster who rarely had a job, recently got picked up by a financial analysis company based on his betting prowess. He has spent all his time analyzing and betting (and smoking copious amounts of weed) over a few years and has become extremely good at it. Thru a friend of a friend he got asked in. On a retainer and bonus money now, still can work from home. For some being a total waster can work out.