The Kearnivore brothers are the future, those guys are so hot right now.
The smiley conveys your original post was so weak there is no point engaging on it with words. I have more matches on tinder than I know what to do with. I rarely use the dumb rating but obviously it has struck a nerve with you. Turn off your alerts and you won’t have to see all the dumb ratings you get.
James McClean sporting an Easter Lily on his Wigan Athletic tracksuit top on a Twitter picture earlier this evening.
Youre the one who supposedly has me on ignore. If my posts annoy you so much that words cannot convey your feelings you then have 3 options:
- Really put me on ignore
- Put the modem back in the box and take it back from whence it came and tell them youre too stupid for the INTERNET
- Buy some hosepipe, go to the garage and run the hosepipe from the exhaust into the car whilst running the engine
[quote=“artfoley, post: 882524, member: 179”]Youre the one who supposedly has me on ignore. If my posts annoy you so much that words cannot convey your feelings you then have 3 options:
- Really put me on ignore
- Put the modem back in the box and take it back from whence it came and tell them youre too stupid for the INTERNET
- Buy some hosepipe, go to the garage and run the hosepipe from the exhaust into the car whilst running the engine[/quote]
Holy fuck Art. There is no need for that. The Katy French comment was pretty uncalled for too.
This is the new edgy art, he’s not going to be INTERNET roadkill anymore, he’s set to live his e-life any which way he wants and he’s damned if he’s going to let INTERNET etiquette distract him no more.
[quote=“twiceasnice97, post: 881780, member: 1061”]was down in doolin thursday afternoon. told a few people to stop going down near the waves to take photos. one stupid git was down within ten feet of them.
not sure how it works along the rest of the west coast but all along there from the cliffs over to ballyvaughan the sea is not to be trusted if there is any wind.
you get eastern european lads going in there left right and centre because they go down fishing and think they are safe because the water is 15 feet below them.
when i was about fourteen or so my father told two yanks to come up from a ledge they were fishing on out along the rocks behind the toilets. they didn`t take it seriously until he got thick with them. five minutes after they came up a wave came up to within 6 inchs of where they were, completely out of the blue with no warning. it rose about 20 feet higher than the rest of the waves[/quote]
The above anecdote never happened
What’s with this INTERNET shit?
Oh its a hiiiiiiiiiiiiiilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious old jaunt from back on the afr days, those days that lads like art still ache so badly for.
Glad you’re still very popular with the ladies, pal. Well done and keep it up. You certainly put @artfoley in his place there, you really did.
Im sure that given a standpoint such as that ,that a quick search through the site wouldnt show you up to be a sneering, snivelling little hypocrite would it now
Move on mate, cahill cut you loose, its over. You’ve nothing to gain from this pining.
Huh? I was referring to you being a snivelling little hypocrite, youre the only one bringing up that site in this
God knows whatd happen to you if @Rocko cut you loose
[quote=“artfoley, post: 882584, member: 179”]Huh? I was referring to you being a snivelling little hypocrite, youre the only one bringing up that site in this
God knows whatd happen to you if @Rocko cut you loose[/quote]
God saves art, seek solace in him and he will set you free.
If god saves he should be in the savings thread
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[quote=“artfoley, post: 882524, member: 179”]Youre the one who supposedly has me on ignore. If my posts annoy you so much that words cannot convey your feelings you then have 3 options:
- Really put me on ignore
- Put the modem back in the box and take it back from whence it came and tell them youre too stupid for the INTERNET
- Buy some hosepipe, go to the garage and run the hosepipe from the exhaust into the car whilst running the engine[/quote]
:rolleyes:
[quote=“artfoley, post: 882524, member: 179”]
2. Put the modem back in the box and take it back from whence it came and tell them youre too stupid for the INTERNET
[/quote] 
please shut up, i really don`t want to have to bitch slap the many incarnations of you again. it is utterly tiresome in the way mundane repetitive tasks tend to be
May already be in here. Just sums up all that is wrong with Facebook now.
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The Degeneration of Facebook in 10 Statuses[/SIZE]
“Click ‘Like’ if…”[/B]
…You’ve lost someone to cancer, you want to find a cure for cancer, you love your daughter, you love your kids, you enjoy breathing, you like clicking like etc. Stop clicking like and fill a bag with old clothes and take it to a charity shop, give money to cancer research, tell your kids you love them to their face. Save the tip of your index finger and do something that will actually make a real difference.
“Time for a bubble bath and a large glass of champers methinks.”
The word ‘methinks’ only ever appears on Facebook and is only ever used orally in those bizarre baby brothels where perverted old men go to wear nappies and get their bums wiped by an overweight prostitute in massive 80s glasses. Statuses like this allude to a lavish lifestyle, a lifestyle created by gossip magazines and Sex and the City, this is not how real people live their lives. In fact the truth behind this status is probably “Time for a quick flannel wash and a glass of Lambrini” but that wouldn’t impress your “friends” would it?
“Anyone know the number for the Doctor’s Surgery?”
“Anyone know the number for 999?”
If you can update your status, you can search for a telephone number. The above are desperate, attention seeking posts and require nothing more than the obligatory “Why what’s up hun?” or “Hope everything’s okay hunnii” or “I’m here if you need me hon” or… oh I can’t be bothered but I know you know what I mean.
“Today I will be mostly…” and “…that is all.”
These overused phrases appear to have replaced the nation’s obsession with the word “random” which was badly overused for a couple of years by thousands of people who had never bothered to look up the definition of the word. It’s a cocky and seemingly disinterested way of telling people what you’re doing. Honestly, if you’re that blasé about it, keep it to yourself.
“I would like to take this opportunity to wish Rihanna a happy 3rd birthday. Congratulations sweetie we are so proud of you. Love from Mum, Dad, Kev, Nana, Grandpa and Carol next door x”
Can baby Rihanna read? Does she have a Facebook account? “I’d like to take this opportunity”? Have you really been so busy that this is the only chance you’ve had to wish your daughter a happy birthday is through a Facebook account she can’t read and has no access to?
See also: “Shakira, we have just been to your school open evening and your teacher said that you are the best in the whole school at absolutely everything. We are so proud of you. Love from Mum, Dad, Kev, Nana, Grandpa and Carol next door x”
Oh, stop showing off!
“Well Nana, it’s been 7 years today since you died…”
Nana didn’t use Facebook when she was alive so the chance of her being able to read this when she’s been dead for seven years are pretty slim.
“#Bored.com”
For starters, why do people use hashtag on Facebook? It’s completely superfluous and then there is nothing more boring than someone who is bored and nothing more criminal than sticking a .com after a word to describe your feelings.
“Rate me”
This is the dangerous one. Mainly because it encourages users to post pictures of themselves in their new clothes or hardly any clothes and then asks friends to rate the pictures and their figures. The problem here is users are appealing to their “friends” if you look awful they’re not going to tell you because they’re your friend and they don’t want to upset you. So no matter how hideous you look, people will click “LIKE” and they will comment with things like “Beautiful Hunniiiiii”.
Blatant vanity and a desperate appeal for compliments seems to carry absolutely no shame whatsoever and adding “I hate this picture” to the posted image won’t fool anyone. If you genuinely hated it, you would press delete. Well done Facebook, you’ve created a monster, and a bloody ugly one to boot!
There are over 988,968 words in the English language but look at the above. You know someone who has used one, more or all of them or you yourself are guilty. I’ve not even touched upon the countless people who want you to know where they are, who they’re with and what an “AMAAAAAZEBALLS” time they’re having. Genuinely “good-time” situations have no place on Facebook as the thought of updating your status just wouldn’t occur to you.
So, stop competing with your “friends”, showing off and shamelessly seeking attention. Close down your Facebook account, get out there, live your life and remember how to have a REALLY good time with REAL people and If you happen to feel like you still need the occasional spurt of validation, you can always Instagram the shit out of your dinner, you’re bound to get a “like” and maybe even a #nom. Don’t get me started on NOM!