We changed bin providers recently… Between the jigs and the wheels we hadn’t had the waste collected in a month and the old provider are taking the bins back tomorrow, empty. They wouldn’t take the waste… I was gonna get into a dingdong with them and threaten to leave the bin over on the green across the road and they could collect it at their leisure. But after recalling the garbage episode of the sopranos i thought better of it… I moved the waste contents from old to new bin earlier and hosed down the old bin. The smell of the month old nappies and waste is still stuck up my nostrils… i nearly gawked at once stage as dog shit, nappy bag and waste bag had all melted into one reeking slimey entity 
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