It’s always the same, soon as you hook up with a bird the others are jumping on you, when you have a goose you’ll get a goose.
Getting back to the flowers bullshit. Worst I ever heard was a mate of mine, goes to this wedding, anyway he’s at a table with a crowd from work, one or two nice dolls at it, one in particular he is a fan of. As usual, him being a loser he does nothing all night, no heart to heart, snog, shag nothing. Fucks off to bed at the end of the night alone. Gets up next day at 7am ffs, rings interflora or whatever and has them deliver a big bunch of flowers to yer wan’s bedroom. No note attached, fcuk all. She gets them, obviously wants to know who the fuck sent em, rings the flower company, they don’t tell her, rings around her friends. Basically a big fcuking ordeal and she’s pretty annoyed at this stage. Yer man evenually fessed up by way of a text in late afternoon. She now thinks he’s a moron.
He actually rang me at the crack of dawn that morning saying what he’d done, thinking it was super. I told him he was a fcuking ape. What was he thinking? Maybe still drunk but WHAT THE FCUK WAS HE THINKING?
Would you blame her?
Holy fuck, if he had no balls to talk to her just leave it at that but leave off the stalker shit.
Flano
March 24, 2011, 3:28pm
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It’s always the same, soon as you hook up with a bird the others are jumping on you, when you have a goose you’ll get a goose.
Getting back to the flowers bullshit. Worst I ever heard was a mate of mine, goes to this wedding, anyway he’s at a table with a crowd from work, one or two nice dolls at it, one in particular he is a fan of. As usual, him being a loser he does nothing all night, no heart to heart, snog, shag nothing. Fucks off to bed at the end of the night alone. Gets up next day at 7am ffs, rings interflora or whatever and has them deliver a big bunch of flowers to yer wan’s bedroom. No note attached, fcuk all. She gets them, obviously wants to know who the fuck sent em, rings the flower company, they don’t tell her, rings around her friends. Basically a big fcuking ordeal and she’s pretty annoyed at this stage. Yer man evenually fessed up by way of a text in late afternoon. She now thinks he’s a moron.
He actually rang me at the crack of dawn that morning saying what he’d done, thinking it was super. I told him he was a fcuking ape. What was he thinking? Maybe still drunk but WHAT THE FCUK WAS HE THINKING?
I thought I told you to never tell anyone that!!!
What is scald,?? I’m from the county I don’t understand these townie inner city slang terms and who the fuck puts jafa cakes in the fridge. I think you may have caught the gay off bandage
Fook up will ya…scald is tea no more an goods city term than cha…
Cha is a British term taken from the Chinese.
Scald is a stupid fucking name.
Kev you’re this sites answer to a question no one asked.
Hey, if you can’t handle the truth…
Rudi
March 24, 2011, 6:13pm
70
One of my friends was telling me that a guy had sent her two dozen red roses at work last week. She said she’d only met him once, through a friend of hers, at Oxygen a few weeks back and they’d just had the briefest of chats then. So this complete and utter loser went off and found out where she worked and had the flowers sent.
There’s actually worse to come. The card said, ‘The perfect words never crossed my mind cos all that was in it was you.’ Apparently it’s a lyric from Snow Patrol’s new single.
What a fooking weiner - he deserves an almighty beating for this. The idiot didn’t sign the card and the girl was freaking out wondering who this potential psycho-stalker was and then she got an email from him (she doesn’t know how he got her address either) asking if she liked the flowers and she was like, ‘Yeah sure weirdo.’
Incredible. What a clown.
I hope she immediately slapped a restraining order in against Kevin.
Cha and scald
Men drink Black Coffee, isn’t that right Tony?
Flano
March 25, 2011, 9:07am
73
They drink what they want. I for one drink latte macchiatos on a regular basis.
Flano
March 25, 2011, 9:30am
75
Faggot.
I’d also be fond of caramel macchiatos.
Fellas licking out arses.
I like it. Particularly the bit where you put your knob in afterwards.
Oh dear.