Did you get anyone to piss on your face?
Is that an asexual thing?
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No, you’re meant to treat jelly fish bites with urine.
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Aye, any excuse…
Vinegar also works.
Bizarrely with a flannel as hot as I could tolerate on the face, the pain stopped instantly, but returned as soon it cooled off.
Did your face swell up after it?
Jellyfish seem like very contrarian types of creatures.
I had to swim on for over three hours in the cold water which likely kept the swelling down. My face was purple after though and herself said I had lines of stings in welts all across it even after all that time. I felt generally unwell, the swim felt hard as fuck, and then I was all twitchy and really irritable until the pints.
I seen a fly beetle in action the other day, a right dangerous bastard. The noise out of the cunt was like a 100 crickets in Crete, he’s dead now anyway…which is the main thing.
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If you are bitten by a mosquito a hairdryer on the bite gets rid of the itch instantly
if a bald man gets a tattoo of a spider on his head he’ll never be bothered by flies
A what?
A flying examiner?
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Have they been egging houses and making lewd remarks to elderly ladies?
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Fuck that
False widow possibly. Kill it with fire.
