Have detailed previously allergic reactions to insect stings.
Was out for a run this morning and had to cut it short. Got an awful sharp pain in the arm. A fucking wasp I reckon. Had a piriton back in the car and tried to squeeze the cunting thing out. I think this cunt of a yoke will need the injection treatment. The pain is not going away. FFS sake
I hope you’ve learned your lesson
A .most beautiful day out and you here stalking lads on the internet. Get out
If there’s a rash get yourself to the doctor
Too late pal. Got the call there, he lost the arm.
Just back pal 
On-call guy so bar a prescription, he wasn’t much use tbh.
Saw this lad skulking behind a garden ornament earlier. Any resident experts confirm if its one of the dreaded false widows? I’ve burnt the house down already just in case.
That’s a FW alright.
Thought it was alright. At least twas outside I suppose.
When did you move to Lucan?
They only move outside if the house is already colonised
Look at top corners of windows or over door for a little white things (they nearly look plastic). Outside. That’s the nest
Thats one big cunt of a spider.
They are actually quite small but the arse/round part is disproportionately large which makes them distinctive and nasty looking.
I hope you found him a good home.
The Anna Geary of spiders
I bought a new torch to prepare for the impending black outs.
As a man I had to test it. I went in under stairs where it was dark.
A FW hanging there looking at me. I must have rolled up four sheets of kitchen roll to kill him. I debated a photo but he needed killing more than I needed likes.
It’s bad luck to kill a spider mate
It is for the spider.
