Do you not have enough money to be able to fire one off?
Leave them off. He will be on here giving it the big 'un next week about how great a place it was and how him and Rintintin got up to fierce hi jinx
Living the dream the two of them , prime limerick roasters
Damn right I will.
Newcastle is a dump. Treatystones will love it.
If its half as good as Newcastle west we’ll have a great time
And the lappys kept coming back to him for a dance because most of the lads in there normally are ugly morons, but not you chuck!
what kind of mug goes to a lapdancing club except a roaster? the likes of the limerick boys like treatystones afraid to ride a whore,but still wanting to try and fit in, so they go to a lapdancing club, if i want a dance i go to a rave and get fucked up on drugs, if i want a woman i go to a whorehouse and ride them
Can’t fault that logic.
Newcastle is a great place for a stag. Was at one there many moons ago, anyways, I pulled this Geordie bird, took her back to the hotel room. When we got into the room she walked into the toilet which was right opposite me, sat down and had a piss in full view. She continued talking to me while she was relieving herself and then said "Do you mind if I close the door while I wipe me fanny?
Enjoy your weekend pal.
Is the Tuxedo Princess nightclub on the boat still in operation? Serious spot for messing.
Limerick lads will love this , it sounds like Moyross without the ponies
[QUOTE=“Sandymount Red, post: 1049826, member: 1074”]Newcastle is a great place for a stag. Was at one there many moons ago, anyways, I pulled this Geordie bird, took her back to the hotel room. When we got into the room she walked into the toilet which was right opposite me, sat down and had a piss in full view. She continued talking to me while she was relieving herself and then said "Do you mind if I close the door while I wipe me fanny?
Enjoy your weekend pal.[/QUOTE]
I’m imagining Gazza with breasts here
I was that drunk, it could well have been. 
Some of the women are, in fact, absolutely stunning. I love a Geordie accent on a girl.
Said no one, ever.
Cheryl Cole?
but yet you are enough of a roaster not to broker a ‘no spray, no pay’ deal… instead you’re down a few tonne and left with a horn that would pull a camel out of a swamp…mug…
Newcastle… hunting ground of a rare breed of cougar usually accompanied on the tiles by their fat orange daughters. Great crack alright 
Liverpool bound for the weekend.
The go to guys around here willing to offer me some advice on good spots to visit on my travels?