FML 
did you end up dicking flatly?
No need to be so crude
soz mate, did you make love to flatly in the end?
A gentleman never tells
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Kilkenny tonight
Be careful driving out of there in the morning.
Twice down there for stags and encountered check points on both occasions.
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Cheers for that. Invaluable advice.
Big breakfast, plenty of tae before you drive.
Bird in my old job got done the morning after, she was barely over. She was dropping her mate to work as a favour, just got out of the scratcher and into the car. Garda said if she’d even had a piece of toast she’d have been ok.
I’m not driving 
Garda was full of shit so, bro. Food intake will not affect your blood alcohol levels. It might affect how drunk or sober you are but won’t help you pass a drunk test.
You mean I could have forced myself to eat deadly white bread toast for no reason??
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The last time some of that crew was in KK on a stag I couldn’t make the first night. Got down on the second night to find they were barred from everywhere and had been thrown out of the hotel.
Got gouged by a B&B and spent the evening in an old man bar on the outskirts of town.
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hi-jinx
#banter
Just park yourselves in Tynans for the day and have a marathon game of acey-deucy
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I don’t think EG would lie on the internet. I think the bird in his old job was a lying attention seeking cunt though and she’s after making a fool out of him, possibly for some sort of professional gain.
Thanks Horsebox, I wouldn’t be normally be one for ateing breakfast but always thought it can’t harm.
Despite yours and Macs assurances I will continue to do so.
a few lads i know going to Vegas for a weekend for a stag, 14 in total
fly friday, back monday
is that worth the hassle for such a short trip?
serious drop in cash and a long way to go for the ride