Stage Dublinness -a Roy šŸ Curtis education

That photograph looks suspiciously like the camera was pointed specifically at those young ladies at the bar, particularly the far one.

Heā€™s incredibly talented

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Roy is a man for all seasons.

Roy was badly off form with that one. If youā€™re going to go down the gender route, cathedrals should be feminised, eg. The Palace might be ā€œThe Grand Old Lady of Fleet Streetā€.

The words ā€œalpha maleā€ have come to signify a person of deep insecurity, of obnoxiousness, of poor values, of charmlessness, of deceit. You donā€™t want to be going into any pub that epitomises that.

Pubs are supposed to be warm bosoms. If a house was described as ā€œthe Amanda Brunkerā€™s bosom of stout housesā€, that would be a place I would want to go.

Has Roy unwittingly left himself open to attack from the Snowflakes here?

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Anything from Roy today or does he take a day off for the Sabbath?

https://x.com/roycurtis68/status/1733900495129804978?s=46&t=pBoz6vwJNpAFZhshXLNoZg

Briodys is todayā€™s station.
ā€œAn alter of porterā€

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ā€œA beer basilicaā€¦ at which to genuflect.ā€

We are truly living in the presence of greatness.

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A beer basilica, an altar of porter at which to genuflect. Heavenly. :clap:

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Prick

Amen

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Oh to be in thisā€¦

Alhambra of Alcohol
Buckingham Palace of Bowsieness
Camino of Craic
Disneyland of Drunkenness
Eden of Engorgement
Gethsemane of Gargle
Holy Land of Hints
Institution of Intoxication
Jerusalem of Jollification
Knock of Knocking A Few Back
Louvre of Liquor
La Scala of Locals
Mecca of Moonshine
New York of Nightcaps
Palace of Plain
Shrine Of Stout
Taj Mahal of Tipple
Uluru of Under The Table
Versailles of Vermouth
Wonderland of Wahey
Yosemite of Yahoo
Zoological Gardens of Zen

What a wordsmith.

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Iā€™ve been struggling a bit with the porter laureates selection of ā€œThe Banksā€, it just doesnā€™t seem to be ā€œRoyā€

Then I thought, this selection actually shows what a renaissance man he is. He didnā€™t go for an easy option. He challenged himself, he challenged his followers.

To Roy

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And on the 6th day, Roy declared Mulligans

https://twitter.com/RoyCurtis68/status/1734271989320163460?t=cEXqwdf5sRD-ADKML6UtbQ&s=19

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Heā€™s only gone and bloody done it again.

Happy Roy- mas.

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The gift that keeps on giving this festive season.

Hopefully next year he does an advent calendar of cathedrals

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How does Roy keep churning out so much hackneyed shite? Itā€™s incredibly impressive.

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