Stupid Commentary/Pundit thread

Have 5Live on in the background. Their live commentary today is the Man City V Fulham match. Peter Reid is co commentating.

Not quite sure what happened but according to Peter one of the Fulham players “went down quite theoretically there”

Presume he meant theatrically :lol:

Mark Robson, that utterly odious Norn Iron cunt of a commentator on Sky Sports.

Virtually everything he says could be classed as idiotic. Making a spectcular bollix of Montpellier vToulon at the moment.

Watch out for the obligatory reference to the Siege of Mafeking when one of the teams is camped on the opposition goal line.

The pus-oozing supreme cunt of commentators.

Robsonafter some class of a penalty for handling.

" the hand that rocked the cradle…that was a good movie"

Robson has called Wilkinson “his majesty” a few times today.

Martin Keown just described Andy Carroll as a “modern day Duncan Ferguson”

I never knew that the 90’s and 00’s were the olden days

Simon Zebo reckoned that Ireland weren’t going to rest on their morals when interviewed on the radio this afternoon.

Ray Silke wondered when Cork were going to send in the carvery last night.

:slight_smile:

Sturridge in his post match interview today.

“Yeah, it must have been a great game for the mutual.”

Some people aren’t quite grasping that this thread is for commentary and punditry matters.

What’s the plural for faux pas?

This is showing up on your a lot of your posts Bandage.

Yes, cop the fuck on Bandage.

It’s that arsehole Rocko’s fault and it won’t drive me away from TFK.

+1.

Fuck off with your br br shit Bandage you imbecile.

fucking chewy calling this by the wrong title

In the build up and backheel shot the Shane Long had, Hamilton called him Doyle twice.

George said the piece at the start was for Con Murphy. Nice touch by the FAI. Dela is a stonewall legend.,

Lovely lady on Skysports said Wales have blown the chance to qualify for their first world cup since 1976.

There was no World Cup in 1976.

[quote=“Fagan ODowd, post: 752606, member: 706”]Lovely lady on Skysports said Wales have blown the chance to qualify for their first world cup since 1976.

There was no World Cup in 1976.[/quote]

That’s bullshit Fagan.

She is not a lovely lady.

According to Don Goodman (I think) Birmingham have really got their “peckers” up here as they dominate possession and lead 2-0.

Not really stupid but the presenter on Itv tonight said before the game that the final was in Amsterdam and would Rafa get a happy ending to his Chelsea career.