Searched for the old thread on this but it was proving difficult so thought I was just set it up here
I am now into the second day of my new employment (already on tfk due to sheer boredom). Yesterday evening as I waited for the Luas at Stillorgan this dude behind me was on the phone as he attempt to get a Luas ticket from the machine. He surely spent five minutes there rooting out chnage then stopping to talk while a queue built up behind him. I wasn’t in to but if I was I would be cutting him up
Then today the same fook was behind me in a queue for food in Dunnes, He asked the girl if he could get the legs from the big cooked chicken on a bap which wasn’t there.
What an absolute cooont
Better stop posting now - don’t want to rob the other one person on my floor the opportunity of joining tfk by getting it banned again
Do you ever notice how stupid culchies can be when they are faced with the prospect of using public transport in Dublin. They must hate having to leave the tractor behind.
Family of five at a Luas machine at Jervis last year, the mother mulchie buys the five tickets all seperately instead of using the multi person function! Lucky for me I purchased a return ticket earlier, I would have been fucking them from the heights. I then had to stand beside them on the tram while they ate hang sangwhiches and complained about how complicated the station map was to understand! May god help them if they ever had to use the New York Subway or the London Underground.
People who hold up queues should be shot. No sense of common courtesy. People should always make sure to have their shit together before even thinking of approaching a counter etc. I fooking hate idiots.
The people who move seats on the luas in the morning annoys me. Just stay where you are when a spare two seater opens up. This morning I was getting on and saw someone do this. Ive seen them do it before. Also people who put bags or stuff on a spare seat to put off people sitting beside them.
In fairness, if you are a regular user of the Luas/Dublin Bus you should have a prepaid ticket. If you don’t you certainly fall into the subject matter of this thread. Got to agree with culchies and public transport in Dublin, it’s funny watching them.
The people who move seats on the luas in the morning annoys me. Just stay where you are when a spare two seater opens up. This morning I was getting on and saw someone do this. Ive seen them do it before. Also people who put bags or stuff on a spare seat to put off people sitting beside them.
People who hold up queues should be shot. No sense of common courtesy. People should always make sure to have their shit together before even thinking of approaching a counter etc. I fooking hate idiots.
How was NYC Flano? How’s Ball Ox in the last week?
Have to say I had the best holiday ever over there this time. Really enjoyed it.
Back down to earth with a serious bump on this new job though
Ball Ox was getting busy, he had to go for a kosher meal yesterday .
He’s running the show too. Some jew bloke had to ask for time off to pray, I can only imagine the look on Balls face.
As for NYC it was good. Got totally locko on Saturday. Friday was in Bar none. Funny place, they played r n b crap all night long and then the second last song of the night, The Joker by The Steve Miller band, great stuff.
As for getting back to work at least I have tomorrow off to go locko, we need to decide a venue for Friday pints during the course of tomorrow…
Was just out there at my first lunch meeting the rest of the work crew - all four of them. There was this guy there trying to crack jokes the whole time (failing) and appear hard in front of the two birds. Turns out he’s the IT guy.
We used to have an old pet hates thread. I’m going to use this one to get a few more of these type things off my chest as they usually involve stupid people:
People who get unnecessarily angry and aggressive in the most irrelevant of situations. Chill out and relax. I was in a pub for lunch recently and this guy was berating one of the floor staff because she served him a coffee instead of the tea he ordered. Get over it son, I’m sure it can be replaced.
Groups of people who walk together 3 or 4 wide across the path and force you out onto the road. One should at least have the decency to tuck in and allow a person approaching from the other direction to walk by unimpeded.
People who make a big play out of every mundane task they do in work as if they’re doing something that’s defining a generation. Clowns running around the place, shouting on the phone and making sure they get noticed by senior management. Just sit down and do what you have to do you fools.
Randomers who insist on speaking to you in pub, match or other social occasions. I don’t know you. I don’t want to get to know you. Now stop speaking to me. Get out of my fooking face and let me watch the match in peace.
Never a good idea to get angry in a pub/restaurant situation. The risk of getting a sloppy pint or spit in food is too high. Much better to approach the situaution with a level of proper calm etiquette.
We used to have an old pet hates thread. I’m going to use this one to get a few more of these type things off my chest as they usually involve stupid people:
People who get unnecessarily angry and aggressive in the most irrelevant of situations. Chill out and relax. I was in a pub for lunch recently and this guy was berating one of the floor staff because she served him a coffee instead of the tea he ordered. Get over it son, I’m sure it can be replaced.
Randomers who insist on speaking to you in pub, match or other social occasions. I don’t know you. I don’t want to get to know you. Now stop speaking to me. Get out of my fooking face and let me watch the match in peace.
Classic Bandage here. Two completely incompatible positions. It seems to suggest you hate yourself, your gut feelings/instincts/emotions. Self loathing and seething at people you don’t know will eat you up from the inside out. Have you ever thought of trying Yoga?
Also I will award you a karma point in an attempt to kickstart some positive vibes.