Stupid People

[Spidey]

Surely the bank could have got him a gig in Killarney or Tralee.

[flattythehurdler]

@carryharry

Is he extremely thick???

Obviously not thick enough.

[dancarter]

@myboyblue

No insider knowledge, just observing that its a convenient spin to put on leaving your place of work. He was in DIT studying Marketing not so long ago after taking leave from the Bank.

There are load of redundancies happening in UB too. If he hasn’t gotten one it’s foolish enough to leave when he might have been able to walk with a wedge soon

[Keith_Houchen]

@carryharry

Is he extremely thick???

Well if you judge being thick on someone genuinely thinking he some sort of a celebrity in Irish terms on twitter, then yes, Yes he is a bit thick.
He’s like a own-brand version of Conor Mortimer.

[Fagan_ODowd]

Ms Takekoshi

Japanese woman flew to Dublin over promise of €6.8m in online scam

[The_Most_Infamous]

[Nembo_Kid]

I was asked to assist with a problem with the printer this evening by one of the girls in the office. I was thinking “I’m no the IT guy” but as I’m a decent sort I went out to see if I could be of assistance, as I followed her out and over to the printer

“Yeah, it’s been stuck for a while and it keeps saying it’s collaborating”
“It must be in cahoots with the photocopier” I quipped back
“Oh you mean it has something to do with the photocopier”

A nice girl but a bit dim. In the end, I just told her to try switching it off and on again, she came back 5 minutes later to inform me it had worked.

[TreatyStones]

@Nembo_Kid

I just told her to try switching it off and on again, she came back 5 minutes later to inform me it had worked.

Never fails

[Nembo_Kid]

The printer said “Calibrating” on the little screen when I arrived over, in case anyone missed the witticism I made about her confusion between collaborating and calibrating.

[Ashman]

Cut the chase . Is she attractive ??

[Nembo_Kid]

She’s not unattractive, not overly attractive either.

A solid 6.5.

[backinatracksuit]

Things are bad when you need to explain your gag we’re all clever boys here.
Explaining = losing and all that

[Nembo_Kid]

@backinatracksuit

we’re all clever boys here

[Ashman]

Maybe she was intimidated by an Ulster accent mentioning "collaborating ".

[Fran]

@Nembo_Kid

I was asked to assist with a problem with the printer this evening by one of the girls in the office. I was thinking “I’m no the IT guy” but as I’m a decent sort I went out to see if I could be of assistance, as I followed her out and over to the printer

“Yeah, it’s been stuck for a while and it keeps saying it’s collaborating”
“It must be in cahoots with the photocopier” I quipped back
“Oh you mean it has something to do with the photocopier”

A nice girl but a bit dim. In the end, I just told her to try switching it off and on again, she came back 5 minutes later to inform me it had worked.

A quip like that will go over the head of about 90% of females and other thick cunts like @Ashman & @backinatracksuit

[Ashman]

I don’t work in an office much so you are correct it would go over my head . Office work is dull , performed by corporatist dullards . There is more to life than being a cunt for cunts .

[Julio_Geordio]

Literally making smart comments from behind the printer

[KinvarasPassion]

I’ve a parent contact me who wants to send her 3 year old to U6 training. Apparently she is ‘really good’.

Christ.

[myboyblue]

I’ve seen this before actually. ''Tis up to the kid, the parents and the coaches really. Bring em along I say. Sometimes they can be less hassle than the 5 year olds.

Make sure they’re toilet trained

[KinvarasPassion]

@myboyblue

Make sure they’re toilet trained

Exactly.

Too young anyway.