Summer 2022 Transfer Window

No good wanting to leave if nobody wants you

Cristiano Ronaldo really is Bartā€™s elephant for Manchester United. But thereā€™s no animal refuge to come to the rescue and take him off them.

All the potential escape routes seem closed off. There isnā€™t even a Russian team or a big Turkish team to splash the cash.

Him playing for free for Sporting Lisbon is about Manchester Unitedā€™s best hope.

Would Rangers wangle a deal through some creative accounting?

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IIRC Rangers made an ambitious bid for the real Ronaldo back in the 90s, with one of the incentives being that while heā€™d have to make himself available for the Champions League, he could pick and choose his Jockstrap League games.

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They should let him go, heā€™d about 3 hat tricks against the dog and duck last season and another against spurs. He wasnā€™t a factor in any big game and inhibits pressing and isnā€™t a threat on the counter. Thus, nobody wants him. Second best of all time as he is.

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Theyā€™d some fantastic teams. They wouldā€™ve won the Champions League with him very possibly in the mid nineties, maybe 97ā€™.

He is paranoid about his Champions League goal record Iā€™d say, he is 15 clear or so. Paranoid Messi will get on the big roids and score 4 or 5 against Maribor. Thats what this is all about.

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I donā€™t think Messi will score another 15 goals in the Champions League. Heā€™ll be doing well to get another five Iā€™d say.

Depends on the group, he could woefully fuck up a small team if they targetted it. He doesnā€™t have to play every week domestically either. These two lads hate each other.

I legit think this is the issue, he is looking to go to Athletico which is mad, he just wants 3 or 4 more goals to be sure to be sure!

I think Atletico would suit his style brilliantly, be a great move for both but they canā€™t afford him

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I wonder if they sell Morata could they do it. Theyā€™ve some serious players there and are a proposition when they bring that real intensity. Man City fell in.

Itā€™s 100% the issue and not money. Messi has more goals in the group stages than him and he wants to beat that is what I read.

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Genuinely never heard of him. Iā€™m out of the loop

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Gini lad must be regretting his life decisions

He was class last season.

Chelsea are some team for a transfer gazzump. They grabbed Willian from the clutches of Spurs back in the day.

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I mentioned him on the hidden gems thread. On the dozen or so sunday mornings I watched MOTM he would stand out like a sour thumb for Brighton, pretty much every piece of decent attacking play they would show would come from him bombing up the wing from left back with his big sideshow bob locks bouncing around.

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A hirsute left full, very decent. Brighton could struggle with him and Bissouma gone

Fair play to Chelsea, no fannying about there. Whos picking up this stumbling block united were falling over?