Tag / Tip Rugby

My old mate Phil Leotardo was down from the big smoke the weekend so we caught up for a few beers… As the night went on he started telling me about this bird he is getting on “Famously” with, and the apparently the signs are looking good… I then ask him where he met her and i was met with a pause, a nervous smile and … “Tag rugby last september”!

I’m still in shock if truth be told and i dont know whats worse, the tag rugby admission or the fact that its fooking march and he still hasn’t made a move.

[quote=“ChocolateMice”]My old mate Phil Leotardo was down from the big smoke the weekend so we caught up for a few beers… As the night went on he started telling me about this bird he is getting on “Famously” with, and the apparently the signs are looking good… I then ask him where he met her and i was met with a pause, a nervous smile and … “Tag rugby last september”!

I’m still in shock if truth be told and i dont know whats worse, the tag rugby admission or the fact that its fooking march and he still hasn’t made a move.[/quote]

Is that jealousy from not meeting any birds at spinning classes yet?

Who needs spinning classes when i’ve got Mary I !

Mary I is to real colleges what Tag is to real rugby.

The similarities are amazing
No men go there for any valid reason other than to meet birds.
its full of birds looking for a husband
its all touch and no full tackle

[quote=“dancarter”]Mary I is to real colleges what Tag is to real rugby.

The similarities are amazing
No men go there for any valid reason other than to meet birds.
its full of birds looking for a husband
its all touch and no full tackle[/quote]

Good stuff Dan!

[quote=“dancarter”]Mary I is to real colleges what Tag is to real rugby.

The similarities are amazing
No men go there for any valid reason other than to meet birds.
its full of birds looking for a husband
its all touch and no full tackle[/quote]

Carter, take a bow

Top class there Dan. :slight_smile:

[quote=“dancarter”]mary I Is To Real Colleges What Tag Is To Real Rugby.

the Similarities Are Amazing
No Men Go There For Any Valid Reason Other Than To Meet Birds.
Its Full Of Birds Looking For A Husband
its All Touch And No Full Tackle[/quote]

:):d:d:d

Cracking stuff Dan.

Ah Mary I, god bless you and all who attempt to ride in you.

[quote=“dancarter”]mary I Is To Real Colleges What Tag Is To Real Rugby.

the Similarities Are Amazing
No Men Go There For Any Valid Reason Other Than To Meet Birds.
Its Full Of Birds Looking For A Husband
Its All Touch And No Full Tackle[/quote]

:slight_smile: :smiley: :smiley:

Superb stuff Dan.

Knowing CM like I do - opportunities at meeting ladies are never sniffed at from his viewpoint so this whole tag bashing is formed on alot of jealously I reckon. If these ladies playing tag are complete mingers then fair enough but ones that are non-Irish and well tastey are fair game in my books.

CM as you said the other night you won’t be the big man around campus in Mary I all of your life!

Was the above praise for Dan’s post sarcastic or have I missed something? It wasn’t funny at all at all.

Had to be there CC

[quote=“dancarter”]Mary I is to real colleges what Tag is to real rugby.

The similarities are amazing
No men go there for any valid reason other than to meet birds.
its full of birds looking for a husband
its all touch and no full tackle[/quote]

Hmmm,an interseting, if not an outdated analogy there young Daniel.

It’s all rather subjective really and its fair to say the attitude of young wans today compared to the dark days when you were coming up have changed immensely.

Not only have they introduced tackling and mauling but one or two have even taken inspiration from League and a certain John Hopoate … None of it is quite to the standard of our banking employees however… Banks vaults are at a much more elevated level :smiley:

[quote=“ChocolateMice”]Hmmm,an interseting, if not an outdated analogy there young Daniel.

It’s all rather subjective really and its fair to say the attitude of young wans today compared to the dark days when you were coming up have changed immensely.

Not only have they introduced tackling and mauling but one or two have even taken inspiration from League and a certain John Hopoate … None of it is quite to the standard of our banking employees however… Banks vaults are at a much more elevated level.[/quote]

:smiley:

[quote=“ChocolateMice”]Hmmm,an interseting, if not an outdated analogy there young Daniel.

It’s all rather subjective really and its fair to say the attitude of young wans today compared to the dark days when you were coming up have changed immensely.

Not only have they introduced tackling and mauling but one or two have even taken inspiration from League and a certain John Hopoate … None of it is quite to the standard of our banking employees however… Banks vaults are at a much more elevated level ;)[/quote]

:smiley:

Defending Mary I, whatever next. I assume John Hpoate is the lad with the smelly finger!

[quote=“dancarter”]:wink:

Defending Mary I, whatever next. I assume John Hpoate is the lad with the smelly finger![/quote]

I’d say he is not the only one in the rugby world to have one…

Most definately

Tag rugby is an alright sort of Game :thumbsup:

There is fella taking a court case in Limerick after he got the shit kicked out of him during a tag game recently!*

*Allegedly, apparently etc to avoid any legal issues surrounding the impending action.