Tales from the brothel?

[flattythehurdler]

You boys don’t know how lucky ye are that ye missed being reared in the 80’s,the last days of the stranglehold of the catholic mafia.
Remember we are all on a thin enough skim of ice though. Some of these people must have had a horrific life.

[anon61956325]

[QUOTE=“flattythehurdler, post: 1049200, member: 1170”]You boys don’t know how lucky ye are that ye missed being reared in the 80’s,the last days of the stranglehold of the catholic mafia.
Remember we are all on a thin enough skim of ice though. Some of these people must have had a horrific life.[/QUOTE]
Prostitutes love it. All women love it. The fact they are being paid for it is a bonus.

[flattythehurdler]

I need you to have a frank chat with my wife.

[myboyblue]

@flattythehurdler

I need you to have a frank chat with my wife.

DONT LET MOUSE NEAR YOUR WIFE :o

[flattythehurdler]

[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 1049205, member: 180”]DONT LET MOUSE NEAR YOUR WIFE [/QUOTE] She’s well able for him.

[Bisto]

@Tassotti

I set it up on the INTERNET yesterday evening, it cost me £120, well worth it apart from the frustration of not releasing the load, but I knew the score there, I went to a rave afterwards for a few hours untill half 9 and started making my way home then, I am here now, wearing a tracksuit suit chilling out and making a savage casserole and drinking a few bottles of wine. I might watch a bit of xhamster later to see if I can release the pressure

FFS… why didn’t you ask her to tickle your ring to help you bust the cap off!!..clearly a room full of novices!!

[myboyblue]

@Tassotti

I rode a black one last night after a bit of personal, i had a stalker like a lump of pig iron and pummeled her for a good 15 minutes before giving up, not a hope I could shoot the load, that’s the gear for you, the sweat was absolutely pumping out of me

[artfoley]

@scumpot

FFS… why didn’t you ask her to tickle your ring to help you bust the cap off!!..clearly a room full of novices!!

Agreed, a fucking casserole after a rave? Someones getting placebos

[Bisto]

@artfoley

Agreed, a fucking casserole after a rave? Someones getting placebos

everyone knows its a carton of orange juice and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps after a rave …

[artfoley]

@scumpot

everyone knows its a carton of orange juice and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps after a rave …

Dunno bout the crisps, maybe a packet of salt and vinegar xanax. god be with the days when youd be so fucked you couldnt eat the next day

[farmerinthecity]

@myboyblue

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/11/article-0-0C02009900000578-574_468x295.jpg

Is that one of @glasagusban 's dreams?

Only Serena is obviously bigger than that.

[mickee321]

bumped for @glasagusban

[Thrawneen]

Heard an amusing tale yesterday concerning a couple of Kilmallock supporters on club final day…

[balbec]

Go on…

[The_Most_Infamous]

@balbec

Go on…

+1

[HBV]

@The Most Infamous

+1

+2

[HBV]

whole family away this week for an easter break so indulged myself with a top end swiss lady this evening. very very good. a bit of me time after a tough few days and the obligatory and customary eddie rockets on the way home.

@Tassotti have you hung up your boots?

[Tassotti]

have an auld trip to Holland coming up, I will see if the mood takes me, to be honest I am in a different place now upstairs

[Tassotti]

something inside me has awoken, I’ve got the calling again, its weird the way it happens, and when it does, you have to answer it, the FKK clubs of Germany are calling

[Thrawneen]

This poster campaign that’s sprung up is a load of bollocks “We don’t admit to it” would be a more accurate fucking tagline.

I was having a look at the Facebook timeline of an ex-girlfriend last week and she’d put up a picture of the poster and wrote “great campaign, hope everyone gets behind it”.
Silly fucking tart.

I was going to write something mean but then I thought, “what would Nigel do?” and left it.