Tales from the brothel?

:smiley: I regret nothing

I rode a black one last night after a bit of personal, i had a stalker like a lump of pig iron and pummeled her for a good 15 minutes before giving up, not a hope I could shoot the load, that’s the gear for you, the sweat was absolutely pumping out of me

How did you acquire her services, mate? Did you kerb crawl and pick her up around Brixton? What was the damage?

[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1048574, member: 2269”]How did you acquire her services, mate? Did you kerb crawl and pick her up around Brixton? What was the damage?[/QUOTE]I set it up on the INTERNET yesterday evening, it cost me £120, well worth it apart from the frustration of not releasing the load, but I knew the score there, I went to a rave afterwards for a few hours untill half 9 and started making my way home then, I am here now, wearing a tracksuit suit chilling out and making a savage casserole and drinking a few bottles of wine. I might watch a bit of xhamster later to see if I can release the pressure

£120 for 15 minutes? :eek: And you didn’t even fire one off! :confused: You mug! :D:D:D

£120 is good value

Idiot - what a waste of money.

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£120 is a bargain for a go on a black one in London.

What price were the white brazzers on it? Much more expensive? Was she fairly hefty your one, like Serena Williams for example?

[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1048601, member: 2269”]What price were the white brazzers on it? Much more expensive? Was she fairly hefty your one, like Serena Williams for example?[/QUOTE]she was about 5’9" and around 12 stone. lovely bit of meat on her, just the way I like it, there was full length mirrors and I was able to watch myself riding her, it was like being in a porn movie except I was paying for it, the way her tits reverberated was savage when I adopted the doggy-style position

Fucks sake. You could have put that money on one of TTK’s cast iron tips!

How was it for her?

[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1048615, member: 2269”]How was it for her?[/QUOTE]not blowing my own trumpet, but for example, I am seen as a bit of a legend in Amsterdam, they love to see me coming, as they know, I know to treat a woman, treat them good and proper, to answer your question, she loved it

Lucrative and demeaning by the sounds of it.

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FFS… My Camomile tea is gone all over my lap here.

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No doubt.

[QUOTE=“Tassotti, post: 1048622, member: 361”]they love to see me coming,
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Pity the one last night never got the opportunity eh

A Chinese “masseuse” refused to give me a hand job once, in Philadelphia. Her exact words were, you Irish, you no come!

In fairness I was after a 3 day session and bags of drugs. I’d a horn you could hang a gate off

And that’s what you just wasted 120 squids on…